Other: "Oh my gosh, did you hear about Jennie and her..."
Me: "Oh my gosh, did you hear abut the time that I couldn't care less?"
Other: "No"
Me: "Oh, well it's now :)"
Me: "Oh my gosh, did you hear abut the time that I couldn't care less?"
Other: "No"
Me: "Oh, well it's now :)"
by Don't give a fuck December 15, 2016
Get the couldn't care lessmug. 
A phrase meaning "The degree to which I care about this could not possibly go lower." Most people naturally interpret it to mean "I care about this as little as any human could; my degree of care is 0".
But it can also be interpreted to mean "I care about this to a certain extent (which may be a little or a whole lot) and there is no way in hell my caring is ever going to drop."
Arguments about this can get pretty heated, with Team Couldn't Care Less tending to care more.
But it can also be interpreted to mean "I care about this to a certain extent (which may be a little or a whole lot) and there is no way in hell my caring is ever going to drop."
Arguments about this can get pretty heated, with Team Couldn't Care Less tending to care more.
"Guess what happened on Dancing with the Stars last night?"
"Please don't bother me with that, I really couldn't care less about it."
"Mr. Politician, do you care about America?"
"I'm glad you asked that. I care about America more than anything in the world, and I couldn't care less, not in a million years. You'll have to pry my care from my cold dead hands."
"Please don't bother me with that, I really couldn't care less about it."
"Mr. Politician, do you care about America?"
"I'm glad you asked that. I care about America more than anything in the world, and I couldn't care less, not in a million years. You'll have to pry my care from my cold dead hands."
by Lenoxus July 7, 2012
Get the couldn't care lessmug. Condi: Well, how hard could it be fly a jet?
LewisScooter: It couldn't be rocket science.
Condi: I could kiss you right now.
LewisScooter: (Crestfallen) But you won't.
LewisScooter: It couldn't be rocket science.
Condi: I could kiss you right now.
LewisScooter: (Crestfallen) But you won't.
by Little Red Robin Hood February 26, 2008
Get the couldn't be rocket sciencemug. Someone is not invited to a party, and when he knows about it, he says couldn't go anyway (OOOH such a shame, so we cancel it!), and increases his/her loserness.
- Yo, how you coming to the party?
- Which party?
- Tonight... you were not invited? oups
- Couldn't go anyway (a couldnt_go_anyweyer star is born)
- Sure, next time (I will go before someone sees that I am talking to you)
- Which party?
- Tonight... you were not invited? oups
- Couldn't go anyway (a couldnt_go_anyweyer star is born)
- Sure, next time (I will go before someone sees that I am talking to you)
by Lorenzo_Lamas March 10, 2015
Get the couldn't go anywaymug. by Mclovinghghjhfsdgfht October 21, 2017
Get the he couldn't get it onmug. by 3mymulls April 12, 2017
Get the couldn't b arsedmug.