corn dog 

what you get when you have sex with a chick with a yeast infection

I Spotted the monostat 7 and realized....I Had a corn dog

corn dog by STriker January 29, 2003

corn dog 

Noun, and also a verb (corn dogging).
A corn dog is a sexual act on the beach where the male (or whichever party has the dick) pulls out mid-fuck, plunges the moist phallus into the sand, and withdraws it, now covered in a fine layer of sand. Thus the hot beef dog has been corned, and can be re-inserted into the snatch.

Her: I've always wanted to have passionate sex on the beach.
Him: Well, I've always wanted to corn dog you.
Her: I love corn dogs!
Him: I bet you do.
Her: What are you doing?
Him: --
Her: Aahhhh!
Him: How's the sandpaper telegram?

corn dog by threezz January 3, 2009

Corn Dog 

When you are penetrating someone anally and you skewer a turd with your penis.

*man pulls penis out of anus and has a glob of scot on it*
Man:....I've got a Corn Dog

Corn Dog by Cuntalroy December 20, 2017

corn dog 

When you fuck a girl in the ass until she shits on your sick then she licks it off

Rogers girl gave him a corn dog

corn dog by Big cocks get shat on May 2, 2018

Corn Dog 

A delicious food on a stick.

Lilly: “You swim like a corn dog.”

Corn Dog by TempleFox December 6, 2018

corn dog 

When a man gives a woman anal pleasure and then "pulls out" with poop on his erect penis. Then the partner sucks their penis with the cum and poop all over. Resembles a corn dog

I gave a bitch a corn dog but she said she was a vegan.

corn dog by Dylan Avery July 8, 2006

Corn dog 

When a dude shits in his hand and uses the shit like lubricant to jack off. This can also be done by chicks when they shit in their hand and use to give a hand job.

"Dude, my bitch gave me a corn dog last night, i still aint got the smell off.

Corn dog by Yo Mama Eats Cock August 25, 2011