Coprolite

Nancy Pelosi

Nancy Pelosi is a fossilized piece of shit. Therefore she is the very definition of coprolite.

by ULTRAMAGA September 2, 2022

Corpolitical

The obvious connexion between corporations and politicians and the ensuing corruption.

"The current corpolitical system in the US sodomizes everyone but those at the top."

by rizenb August 5, 2008

Corprolite

(n.) A mashup of two words: Corporate, and Coprolite, which is a fossilized turd.

Used to describe entrenched middle management common to many workplaces, especially those members who have been in their jobs too long to be dismissed despite adding nothing more valuable to the company than would an ancient piece of rock-hard poop.

Employee 1: Hey, how'd your new idea go over with the big CEO?

Employee 2: It never got to him. Some corprolite decided he wanted things to stay the same around here and threw away my memo.

Passing middle manager, to himself: Corprolite? Sounds like new business jargon. I'll have to make sure I use that in my next presentation to the board!

by Cicero's Assassin December 16, 2009

Coprolitepost

A paleontology shitpost.

Combination of shitpost and coprolite, the scientific term for fossilized shit.

Did you see the newly discovered Dinosaur?

Yeah, people are coproliteposting about it already.

by P2N2222A December 16, 2020

coprilite

Dung that has undergone the fossilization process.

"The dinosaur took a shit and its shit fossilized into a nice hard coprilite."

by EmpTheodosius June 14, 2006

coroline

A person who is really bad. Otherwise known as Caroline she will tear you to shreds and kill you. Do not go near coroline.

I hate coroline

by DatBoyAli-A October 26, 2019

coprolites

Old crap that was farted out 61 million years ago but smells worse than it did back then.

Scientist 1: Okay, I'm gonna cut up this coprolite and check out this animals diet.
Scientist 2: Whoooweee! That smells like your grandma's cunt!

by Erin Wakey Balowey December 4, 2003