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Corpolitical by rizenb August 5, 2008
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Corprolite
(n.) A mashup of two words: Corporate, and Coprolite, which is a fossilized turd.
Used to describe entrenched middle management common to many workplaces, especially those members who have been in their jobs too long to be dismissed despite adding nothing more valuable to the company than would an ancient piece of rock-hard poop.
Used to describe entrenched middle management common to many workplaces, especially those members who have been in their jobs too long to be dismissed despite adding nothing more valuable to the company than would an ancient piece of rock-hard poop.
Employee 1: Hey, how'd your new idea go over with the big CEO?
Employee 2: It never got to him. Some corprolite decided he wanted things to stay the same around here and threw away my memo.
Passing middle manager, to himself: Corprolite? Sounds like new business jargon. I'll have to make sure I use that in my next presentation to the board!
Employee 2: It never got to him. Some corprolite decided he wanted things to stay the same around here and threw away my memo.
Passing middle manager, to himself: Corprolite? Sounds like new business jargon. I'll have to make sure I use that in my next presentation to the board!
Corprolite by Cicero's Assassin December 16, 2009
Coprolitepost
A paleontology shitpost.
Combination of shitpost and coprolite, the scientific term for fossilized shit.
Combination of shitpost and coprolite, the scientific term for fossilized shit.
Coprolitepost by P2N2222A December 16, 2020
coprilite
coprilite by EmpTheodosius June 14, 2006
coprolites
Scientist 1: Okay, I'm gonna cut up this coprolite and check out this animals diet.
Scientist 2: Whoooweee! That smells like your grandma's cunt!
Scientist 2: Whoooweee! That smells like your grandma's cunt!
coprolites by Erin Wakey Balowey December 4, 2003