Cooter Schlag

A mysterious fluid that looks disgusting, and smells like straight trash. Flowing out of a women's vagina.

Ed: How was Becky last night?
John: It was a mistake, she had cooter schlag.

Ed: That's disgusting.

by Dogisgead June 30, 2020

cooter shooter

A female who can, to the amazement of drunken fraternity boys, use her vagina to "shoot" objects such as ping-pong and biilliard balls.

That girl is a "cooter shooter." Last night at the party she laid on the pool table, spread her legs, and sent the 8 ball into the corner pocket.

by Don Levy September 25, 2006

Cooter Spit

Vaginal fluids excreted usually (but not necessarely) with extreme force.

1) When Emily orgasms I usually get shot in the eye with cooter spit.

2) I have to take a shower because my junk is covered in cooter spit.

3) Rachel hates when i complain about her cooter spit.

by Alexander Constantine October 29, 2005

double barrel cooter shooter

Derived from the shocker except w/o the pinky; resembles a gun, two fingers are inserted into the cooter and the thumb is used to "fire" in turn touching the clit.

She loved the double barrel cooter shooter last night!

by Noah August 11, 2004

Cooter safari

Is what you have to go on when u go down on a chick and realize her pussy hair is out of control and looks like a jungle.

I had to go on a cooter safari to just to be able to find the opening to her pussy.

by Assbark April 1, 2010

Cooter Spider Legs

Pubic hair which is visible when the person is wearing swimwear, underwear and other low cut clothing surrounding the pubic area. Term most often applies to a female but can also apply to a male.

Did you see that woman at the pool in that bathing suit with all the cooter spider legs sticking out? How gross she needs to trim that shit up!

by Molly McButter May 24, 2010

cooter stank

The stench that comes off the female's nether regions.

Girl!....Did you wash down there? Cuz you got cooter stank.

by b1gg3r July 8, 2014