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milk and cookies 

Usually requires a menage-a-trois involving one man and two women. One woman performs oral sex while the other performs a rimjob(please see definition of rimjob if you are unfamiliar with the term) At the height of clmax, the male ejaculates copious amounts of semen into the fellating woman's mouth while simultaneously taking a dump in the mouth of the woman giving him the rimjob. Both women then hold their respective treasures in their mouth, face each other, and engage in a deep, passionate french kiss. This mixes the shit and the semen in both their mouths resulting in "milk and cookies"

*Note-this can be performed on one woman or one man, however it takes a lot of patience and practice. One either has to hold a mouthful of semen while taking a mouthful of shit or vice versa. It should also be noted that it IS possible to make one's self a milk and cookies, but eating your own is just yucky.
John invited the old widower from next door over last night, and we talked her into sharing John's milk and cookies
milk and cookies by Kyle Bucket November 4, 2010
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milk and cookies 

have you heard "milk and cookies"? it's from the album cry baby.
milk and cookies by expungebob November 30, 2019

milk and cookies 

Damn man you better get some milk and cookies for tonight.
milk and cookies by Nick Po. August 26, 2008

milk n' cookies 

super rad,exteremly rad,ultra gnarly.
means something that is good or crazed.
a gnarly bail.
dog did you see that cook bail ,milk n' cookies.
dude that night was milk n' cookies.
milk n' cookies by zacheriah April 14, 2008

Milk and cookies 

When a woman (or man) places a cookie between their butt cheeks and pours milk down their back while the other person eats the cookie.
I'm going to give you some milk and cookies you'll never forget.
Milk and cookies by Just_nasty July 30, 2011

milk and cookies 

Sucking a girls tits while giving her anal
"dude, last night jessie let me do milk and cookies. I was suckin on her tits so hard it fucking made them red, while she was shoving my dick right up her ass"
"your one lucky mother fucker"
milk and cookies by akljds June 29, 2007

milk and cookies 

Used as slang for health and ammunition in the xbox title Halo. Most commonly used by nerds with little or no social life.
Aw snap yo, i need some milk and cookies now or im toast. Yeah thats right
milk and cookies by Knip September 16, 2004