I wish I hadn't gotten my iTouch for Christmas. I would've rather settled with 1,000 gallons of cookie dough. (:
by omgliz July 17, 2008
Guy1: Yo that chicks fine but she's cookie dough!
Guy2: Yep, fun to eat and spread on a sheet, but she aint done yet.
Guy2: Yep, fun to eat and spread on a sheet, but she aint done yet.
by Aeacus Letum November 16, 2005
Its a strain of weed. Cookie Dough is a wonderfully potent Girl Scout Cookies phenotype. This particular version of the West Coast’s most popular strain exhibits an orange/yellowish sheen of trichomes and a pungent doughy aroma. Cookie Dough’s effects align closely with GSC’s, offering medical-grade sedation on the body and a well-lit mind that borders on speedy. Enjoy this strain as a means to stimulate appetite and dull physical pain while remaining mentally alert. Beginners beware, as this potent phenotype can be overwhelming. Negative effects such as mild dizziness and dry eyes have been noted by some consumers.
by ryguymck123 April 24, 2017
by one last dance with maryjane July 20, 2010
Cookie dough is the holy grail of food; an utterly amazing, brilliant, treat that is considered the most delicious food in many places. You make it with just the right amount of salt and with as many chocolate chips as possible. Cookie dough is known to relieve stress and release endorphins which makes you happy. Cookie dough is one of the best foods in the whole entire history of the whole wide world and I urge you, reader, to try it and experience true happiness.
“Ugh im so sad 😭 “
“Maybe you should try cookie dough!”
*after eating cookie dough*
“Omg I feel so amazing! Cookie dough is the best food in the whole entire history of the whole wide world!!”
“Maybe you should try cookie dough!”
*after eating cookie dough*
“Omg I feel so amazing! Cookie dough is the best food in the whole entire history of the whole wide world!!”
by Violet ╰[ ⁰﹏⁰ ]╯ August 30, 2020
Jeremiah: Hey, she's cute. Let's cookie dough that hoe!
Jean-Luc: YEAH! Hey that sounds like a cool idea for a rap...
Jean-Luc: YEAH! Hey that sounds like a cool idea for a rap...
by Purple (in the Mafia) November 18, 2012
A game.
When you find an otherwise gorgeous woman with a few extra pounds curving her butt/breasts/belly/hips, you sneak up and very lightly squeeze a lovehandle and shake it.
You then scream "COOKIE DOUUUGH!" and run away.
Amazingly, it causes any woman afflicted by it to freak out and either chase you or start crying.
When you find an otherwise gorgeous woman with a few extra pounds curving her butt/breasts/belly/hips, you sneak up and very lightly squeeze a lovehandle and shake it.
You then scream "COOKIE DOUUUGH!" and run away.
Amazingly, it causes any woman afflicted by it to freak out and either chase you or start crying.
|Woman|La-de-da~!
|Man| *sneak*
|Woman| *thinks about shoes, or whatever it is bitches daydream about*
|Man| *springs up from behind! If he were a predatory animal, she'd be dead. grabbing her lovehandle* COOKIE DOUUUGH! *zoom*
|Woman| *freaks out, screams and flails* YOU ASSHOLE! Stop calling me Cookie Dough!
|Man| *sneak*
|Woman| *thinks about shoes, or whatever it is bitches daydream about*
|Man| *springs up from behind! If he were a predatory animal, she'd be dead. grabbing her lovehandle* COOKIE DOUUUGH! *zoom*
|Woman| *freaks out, screams and flails* YOU ASSHOLE! Stop calling me Cookie Dough!
by Zachary B. October 01, 2005