contortion

Being able to stretch in unusual positions not ordinary people can achieve; usually performed in circuses.

At the circus I saw contortion

by Igle December 15, 2007

contortionist

Someone who's body seems to be like one large, flexible piece of play-doh. Or made of rubber. Amazing really.

Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.

At the half-time show yesterday, I saw a contortionist stand on one hand, bend her legs back over her head and shoot a bow-and-arrow accurately. It was mind-boggling.

by Adel7 January 3, 2008

Contortionist

Someone who sleeps at an awkward fashion in bed or couch. They bend their neck and upper back greater than 90 degrees. These people do not often use their pillows.

My love. Last night you slept like a contortionist. I took a photo as proof.

by Gigifernandez February 20, 2018

Convorstion

A conversation that has nothing to do with the current topic. Note- Only to be used when discussing Inceptional things.

Derpy 1: UNLESS, you a zombie!
Derpy 2: That's a completely different convorstion!

by Mason Wiggington. February 20, 2011

contrition

Grief of heart for sin.

His everpresent contrition formed his original opinion.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

contortionist

someone who contorts their body.

like very far backbends and other examples of flexibility.

by juunan September 3, 2005

contortionist

the ultimate sex toy. I don't, however, know if two contortionist's could go at it, because they would probably orgasm before starting just because of the fantasy's.

Contortionist + Contortionist = Crazy monkey sex

by VA Boy August 12, 2004