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contemprato

A long ass last name. Also known as being a tiny little being.
Person 1: She's so contemprato!
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Person 2: His dick is a contemprato..
by MissHoeUniverse January 31, 2017
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contemplative chazz

A term embracing the noble blood of the residents of Kent County, Delaware. These squires and countesses represent the elite society of The Peninsula. Contemplative chazz (spelled chass in Englad) have supported the crown for several hundred years. Recent scholars have likened this elite group to the freemasons and the contemporary knights. The earliest known connection to the monarchy is when a young squire of the TCC entered the court of Henry VIII and bemused the crowd when he introduced what was then incomprehensible but what is known today as "equity." The motto for this ancient sect is audax at fidelis.
Contemplative chazz past and present members include, inter alia, delawareDiva, the Chazz, the freakin rican, Andrew Jackson, and Cardinal Woolsey.

A contemplative chazz might be heard saying "Guys in my high school used to be the King of England all the time. It was no big deal. My name is Napolean and I live in a mental institution."
by Dover 4L January 14, 2008
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contemplated complacency

Premeditated acceptance of a certain condition or behaviour
Contemplated complacency is not always a reassuring option.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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contemplasturbate

1.) The practice of either abusing introspective thought to procrastinate or not contribute to a group.

2.) To seduce and falsely intrigue women by a charlatan, pseudo-intellectual PUA posing as cerebral and deep in thought.

3.) Essentially, the mental raping of another person during a conversation involving one or more parties directly communicating with another party that is avoiding eye contact to stare at the genitals, mouths and the babalons of those he is violating sexually in his own mind in real time.

4.) Systematically imagining the varied subject matter and apparatus to include in one's next meth-driven, epic masturbation marathon.
1.) All men habitually contemplasturbate both in, around, and far beyond the presence of women.
by Dr. Octagynocologist May 23, 2014
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contemplative eater

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org:Americanese)2007: 1. one who does all of their thinking in between bites of of food while staring of into space 2. thinker-eater<~stomach>
by farturohaha January 2, 2009
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contemplative

con·tem·pla·tive
adjective
1. given to or characterized by contemplation
–noun
2. a person devoted to contemplation, as a monk
a contemplative mind.
by Connolita March 28, 2008
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contemplatory

As defined by 'Angie' of New Zealand, this is how you tell someone they look contemplative.
"Lets go out on the balcony and take contemplatory photos"
by Flipno October 3, 2007
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