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Grace Connolly

Look it’s Grace Connolly the doorknob.”
by Ksklfofnene October 11, 2021
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Connor Crispens

retard who cant even hold a fart in
"He was ripping ass all class! He's such a Connor Crispens!"
by blind_squirrel March 28, 2022
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Connor McDavid

Essentially what’d happen if you customized a player to have 100% talent and 0% personality
“Have you seen that postgame interview of Connor McDavid? Amazing player, but the personality of a soggy plank of wood.”
by TK2000 October 28, 2023
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Kit Connor

MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN ON EARTH PLAYS NICK NELSON ON HEARTSTOPPER

THIS MAN IS SO AMAZING ISTG
omg that was so kit connor
by womenloveme&Ilovethem April 23, 2022
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Connor Adams

Oh hey a ginger with small ears
It must be a Connor Adams
by Succulent wenis May 22, 2018
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Lawrence Albert Connor

Gay ass pedophile who was pegged in the butt by Lanni Barbie. He loves to smear Frank Jameson as a mental defective, when Frank isn’t. Lawrence is extremely stubborn, and has been known for being rude towards his own fans.
“Dude, did you see the porno where Lawrence Albert Connor got pegged in the bum?”
by rahal July 29, 2020
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got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal

Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.

This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.

A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.

This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"

Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"

B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"

A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
by jet-x June 8, 2009
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