when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.
after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.
by zimdaddy August 16, 2003
Get the ass contractions mug.by Cazador301 May 22, 2015
Get the Ass Contractions mug.The short bursts of pain one experiences when they need to take a dump or 'crap'. Similar in length and style to contraptions that a women will experience during labour before birth.
Wife: 'Arghh these contraptions are killing me'
Husband: 'I had Indian food yesterday and the toilet's blocked. My concraptions are way worse'
Husband: 'I had Indian food yesterday and the toilet's blocked. My concraptions are way worse'
by Mrcrapper November 2, 2010
Get the Concraptions mug.Man, I've got concraptions really bad. If I don't go take a dump soon, I'm gonna give birth to a brown brick.
by boyward December 29, 2008
Get the concraptions mug.When you misstype congratulations in an email and are forced to enter a new word in UD to avoid admitting you’ve made a mistake.
by MistakenM March 13, 2023
Get the Congrulations mug.1. Describes a phenomenon when you are pregnant. Feels similar to birth pangs, you think you are about to give birth, but turns out you just needed to shit. The TY contractions typically produce feces that are abnormally massive, very offensive odour, that results in an emergency call to the plumber because it breaks most standard home toilets.
2. When you only have pedophilia, being an incel, and pill popping on your agenda.
3. An incel, who, in 2022, was taught not to be an empath.
2. When you only have pedophilia, being an incel, and pill popping on your agenda.
3. An incel, who, in 2022, was taught not to be an empath.
"Hey, Jenny, weren't you in the hospital last night? Pete called me last night, said you were about to give birth."
"No, I was just having the TommyYin contractions. Needed to call a plumber, instead, though, that shit just refused to flush and broke our toilet."
"No, I was just having the TommyYin contractions. Needed to call a plumber, instead, though, that shit just refused to flush and broke our toilet."
by no one 33 September 12, 2022
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