computerilliteraphobia

n. the fear of not having the knowledge needed to read or write computer terminology or how to apply it to specific work; adj. a description of behavior associated with the fear of not knowing how to use computer language in daily computer activities. First used by J.N. on November 5,2009, an inspirational, motivational sister.

Geek want-to-be's have sometimes been diagnosed with computerilliteraphobia as they often have the inability to read or write computer language.

by littlej1445 November 29, 2009

Computerism

The act of being against/hating a person for the simple fact of one person owning an different operating system. This mayeb attributed to the "fanboys" of different brands of computers such as Mac fanboys hating Windows owners.

Mac Fanboy: Hello what operating system do you have?
Windows user: I have Windows Vista.
Mac Fanboy: Im sorry but i dont think we hang in the same social circles.
Windows User: u believe in computerism?
Mac fanboy: I sure do. Windows is obsolete switch or suffer.
Windows user: No.
*parts ways*

by Daswani.1 February 15, 2010

computerist

A computerist is a person who feels some form of prejudice towards a particular brand, model or color of a computer.

"You think my computer is going to crash just because it's black? What a computerist you are!"

by JackIsReallyCool December 18, 2012

Computerist

When microcomputers were first marketed in the 1970's, corporate computer departments had all sorts of people with a lot of Titles. There were Computer Operators of course, and programmers, system analysts, tape librarians, etc. But with a Microcomputer in your home, you were everything! You were The Computerist.

Give me a call if you need help programming that, I'm a Consulting Computerist.

by Ozzie321 September 13, 2020

computercide

When a Windows OS shuts it self down, may not restart.

Dude i dowloaded porn and my pc commited computercide. I was so damn pissed

by EL CATRACHO January 25, 2008

computeristic

knows stuff about computers.

sarah: i can do that on the computer!
terri:you're so computeristic.

by not bob. June 12, 2009

Computeritous

A disease discovered by Darren Walsh where his subject Lee Nolan couldn’t stop playing computer games. He named it computeritous.

Lee Nolan and his Playstation. Lee has gone through 12 Playstations an 9 Playstation2. One set on fire after 67 hours play.

by Dr Vonbarren February 20, 2003