a Coldplayer who secretly loves Coldplay.
This person will listen to Coldplay and love it but deny that feeling due to the fact that they think, the very wrong fact, that Coldplay is supposedly gay.
They will deny the fact that they like the music but when played they will sing along, tap their foot, or any other action that shows their likeness to it.
This person will listen to Coldplay and love it but deny that feeling due to the fact that they think, the very wrong fact, that Coldplay is supposedly gay.
They will deny the fact that they like the music but when played they will sing along, tap their foot, or any other action that shows their likeness to it.
Jim says that he hates Coldplay but with tapping his foot and humming the beat, i can tell that he is a closet Coldplayer
by Coldplay Jockey November 18, 2010
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Person 2: Of course I have, that song has totally been Coldplayed.
Person 2: Of course I have, that song has totally been Coldplayed.
by Kotsop December 22, 2010
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The act of stealing a song from a guitar god, and not giving him any credit for it. Usually ends in a lawsuit after the plagerist ignores months of repeated attempts by the original songwriter to resolve the issue out of court. Coldplagerism is usually commited by over-rated douchebag musicians who are not talented enough to write a decent song on their own. Typically the stolen song will be renamed after a Spanish painting, the guitar chords are usually replaced with a crappy synthesized version, and the guitar melody is replaced with whiny vocals sung by a talentless hack.
Whether of not the courts decide to crack down on the growing problem of coldplagerism remains to be seen.
Whether of not the courts decide to crack down on the growing problem of coldplagerism remains to be seen.
Chris Martin : "Writing music is too hard, I'll steal a song from Joe Satriani and do a cheap knock-off of it. Nobody will catch my attempt at coldplagerism"
by GuitarBob December 19, 2008
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Get the coldplayed mug.Hey those lame ass posers are playing a song that sounds like one you wrote years ago. I think you just got coldplayed.
by GuitarBob December 19, 2008
Get the Coldplayed mug.Taken from the name of the band...meaning someone who is very boring, bland, uninteresting, unexciting, whiney and unimaginative, but whom everyone seems to like on the surface as it would be uncool not to like him.
Following the coldplayers like stupid herds of sheep cuz everyone else seems to be doing/liking something.
by MissyM May 6, 2005
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The classic scenario of someone trying to fix their partner in a relationship just to get played and hurt in the process.
The classic scenario of someone trying to fix their partner in a relationship just to get played and hurt in the process.
Damn bro, I thought you knew better then to try and fix a bitch.
You coldplayed yourself.
He thinks he’s going to get that girl to love him but he’s Coldplaying himself.
You coldplayed yourself.
He thinks he’s going to get that girl to love him but he’s Coldplaying himself.
by anomolous December 22, 2023
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