Cohen Peterson

Cohen Peterson is a person who likes the cardinals and plays too much terraria and rocket league. Cohen petersons get no sleep and people usually steal from his lunchbox.

OMG what a Cohen Peterson

by JesusLover55 January 23, 2020

[Cohen Stomp]

When your skinny and small roommate wakes up early in the morning because of his classes and he will Cohen Stomp as he walks to the bathroom waking every other roommate up in the process.

I hate when Steve does the Cohen Stomp on his way to the bathroom in the morning.

by noel rangel January 26, 2009

Cohenism

Word and/or phrase that reflects the character Seth Cohen on the show The O.C. Can be a form of sarcasm that Seth usually uses throughout the show.

Seth: Happy Chrismukkah! Eight days of presents, followed by one day of many presents.

Seth: You remember the meatloaf incident of '98?
Kirsten Cohen: That was brisket.
Seth: That's my point exactly.

Seth: Dude. You're a Cohen now. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.

Wow. You have mastered sarcasm. Lay of the cohenisms, will ya?

by hellokitty117 May 24, 2007

Sacha Baron Cohen

A Jewish guy from Britain who is famous for Borat,Ali G and Bruno.
Very funny,often mocks his race e.g 'Throw the Jew down the well', uses shock humor and tries to bring out peoples prejudices.

Cooooooollll guy

S: Did you see Sacha Baron Cohen
D: NO!? WHERE IS HE?
S: HE IS STANDING RIGHT THERE,HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE HIM!?
D: WHATT? WHERE?
S: THERE, HE IS RIGHT THERE *points*
D: OHHHH HEY SACHA!

by Iamsocool95 August 28, 2009

Leonard Cohen

Leonard Cohen is a Canadian singer-songwriter, poet and novelist. He was told that he was too old for music in the 60's. His music has been enjoyed and covered by people the world over. He wrote the only decent Jeff Buckley song, had an affair with Janis Joplin and was ordained a Buddhist monk in 1996, while remaining jewish... some... how...

his bassy vocals are among some of the coolest around and are very attractive to the ladies (apparently.) see "death of a ladies man." Easily the coolest canadian person ever, and on a par with bob dylan in terms of songwriting, Cohen is 74 and embarking on a world tour. he is rad beyond belief. he is the grandfather every aspiring musician wants. he was been covered by U2, nick cave and the bad seeds, REM, jeff buckley (albeit whingingly), the wainwright siblings (albeit nasally) and about a thousand others. see www.leonardcohenfiles.com

also he has his own cocktail called "red needles"

nick cave - "i love leonard cohen"
bono - "yes me too"
nick cave - "i was talking to lou reed"
lou reed - "leonard cohen is among highest and most influential echelon of songwriters"
bono - "yep"

"give me leonard cohen afterworld, so i can sigh, eternally"
-kurt cobain, pennyroyal tea

by sincerly l. cohen May 26, 2008

seth cohen

A quick-witted, self-loathing individual residing in Orange County California who is used as a method of comic relief.

Sometimes mistaken for Jesus Christ.

by milkhair.com February 9, 2004

dirty cohen

When that smart kid sitting next to you wont let you see his paper.

That kid just pulled a dirty cohen on that test

by Panick10 November 30, 2013