Cockwagon

A stupid person or thing

My brother is being a cockwagon

by Classicmario3 January 17, 2022

Cocktagon

The octagon of urinals at the Red Lion

“I’ll get the next round, but I gotta stop by the cocktagon first.”

by BarCrawlBarry January 24, 2022

cockfaggot

A seemingly straight (heterosexual) male that has an above average interest in the male reproductive organs (and penises in general). Even though a cockfaggot does not want to have sex with men, he loves looking at penises any chance he gets.

Person A: Have you seen the type of porn he's into?

Person B: Yeah, weird shit like Monster of Cock, Insane Cock Brothas and Mr. Biggz!

Person C: What a cockfaggot!

by lazy_mofo August 28, 2008

cocktagon

A 5 person urinal porta-potty common found at Penn State Tailgates.

Frankie: Yo Gabe let's go to the Cocktagon.
Gabe: What's a Cocktagon?
Frankie: It's that big urinal over there, let's go together.

by MattyB12345678 October 5, 2021

cockwagon

To be consistantly un-employed due to termination. To consistantly over exagagerate and lie. To consistantly tell people of magical cars and engines that never make it to the race track.

Can u believe the bullshit that comes out of that cockwagons mouth??

by Bill McGay February 17, 2008

Cocktagon

When Jack Black forgets to take his penoos ot of his own anoos, his penis turns into a Cocktagon. It has 4 Awesome sides and 8 Awesome angles.

I have had too much sex this weekend my penis has turned into a cocktagon. It has so many FUCKING! angles.

by David Beshart May 9, 2018

cockfaggot

(n.) An overly happy and annoying camp man who is extremely intimidated by one who asserts his penis is large by kicking the crap out of him or even just shouting him down.

you fucking cockfaggot, butt licka.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004