sticky cock smoke bomb

When you cum under water in the bathtub, and get out shortly after. It feels like a glue bottle exploded on your stomach and treasure trail, because the cum doesn't clean very easily, and requires scrubbing.

The first time my cock smoked i thought it was a genie, but then i realized it was a sticky cock smoke bomb.

by handl3r November 7, 2007

Second Hand Cock Smoking

Verb. One tasting the taste of a cock (usually one's own) by kissing somebody who has just smoked a cock.

So I kissed the bitch after she blew me, and I tasted second hand cock smoking.

by Stone Costa December 21, 2008

cock-smoking sausage jockey

Even worse than a cock smoker or a sausage jockey. A bit of both really.

Fuck off you fucking fat fucking... COCK SMOKING SAUSAGE JOCKEY!!!

by merryment May 8, 2005

cock-smoking shit-dick

An insult which infers that the person likes to suck cocks and fuck assholes.

Give me back my money, you cock-smoking shit-dick!

by Jennifiend April 20, 2007

cock smoking thunder douche

dirty skank hoe that smokes piece as if it were thier job and lacks propper identification to reside in the USA

how do you describe the rican who lives in rm 2007 usna?

o, he's a cock smoking thunder douche

by shablabla December 26, 2008

smoke cock

To perform fellatio.

Bob had to come out of the closet after it was revealed that he liked to smoke cock.

by Nekkid McButtz July 7, 2006

Smoke Cock

Smoking Cock was defined as 1000 times gayer than sucking cock by one of the most respected Counter Strike Source players Nigga Jones.

Do you smoke cock all day?

by potato chips August 4, 2009