by CharlacPlaza June 23, 2022
Get the Cobblesome mug.When a close buddy's wife or girlfriend becomes so controlling he no longer is allowed to hang out with any friends he had before they met.
Brad: Is everyone in for our annual guys only weekend?
Jason: Everyone but Jake.
Josh: Damn that is two years in a row now. What gives?
Mike: I heard his old lady is making him help her dad put up a fence and dig ditches that weekend.
Adam: He is really being Cobbished. I doubt he ever comes again.
Jason: Everyone but Jake.
Josh: Damn that is two years in a row now. What gives?
Mike: I heard his old lady is making him help her dad put up a fence and dig ditches that weekend.
Adam: He is really being Cobbished. I doubt he ever comes again.
by thecampingtripmvp May 20, 2017
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A type of fetish where "a man sits in pie, and wiggles around"
Videos of pie sitters are used for sexual arousal.
A costume is often involved.
Variation is a "crybaby squat" accompanied by tears, but not all pie sitter cry.
Also known as;
Boston Cream Splat
Full Moon moon pie
Simple Simon the Ass man
Dutch Apple Ass
First defined on S2Ep2 of Better Call Saul, where Jimmy McGill fabricates
it's usage to get a client off.
A type of fetish where "a man sits in pie, and wiggles around"
Videos of pie sitters are used for sexual arousal.
A costume is often involved.
Variation is a "crybaby squat" accompanied by tears, but not all pie sitter cry.
Also known as;
Boston Cream Splat
Full Moon moon pie
Simple Simon the Ass man
Dutch Apple Ass
First defined on S2Ep2 of Better Call Saul, where Jimmy McGill fabricates
it's usage to get a client off.
by Jaguart August 1, 2016
Get the Squat Cobbler mug.Cos•bi•esque
Predators behaving as if they are old, fragile, wholesome or feeble so as not to be held accountable for their actions.
Predators behaving as if they are old, fragile, wholesome or feeble so as not to be held accountable for their actions.
Harvey Weinstein crawled into the courthouse very cosbiesque with a walker and orthopedic shoes but we all know that monster is vying for sympathy.
by Peaceforus4ever January 6, 2020
Get the Cosbiesque mug.by Ljstra November 23, 2014
Get the Cosbied mug.Miller: Hey I heard Jason hooked up with Madison last night.
Francis: How is that possible, she's like 20 points hotter than he is.
Miller: I guess he musta Cosbied her
Francis: How is that possible, she's like 20 points hotter than he is.
Miller: I guess he musta Cosbied her
by Florilla September 2, 2015
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Shannon: “you’ve got a case of the cobies”
- dedicated to our mate Cobie, who’s dying all the time.
Shannon: “you’ve got a case of the cobies”
- dedicated to our mate Cobie, who’s dying all the time.
by Courtney Clark December 16, 2018
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