Clawschiffer

A person (or animal) with long nails ("claws") that break or scratch people constantly.

1. Whoa man your dog scratches me so much he's such a clawschiffer.

2. Dude, Katy is such a clawschiffer. Every time we go out she breaks a nail.

by Yum to Yo March 23, 2008

Closco

A person who writes unrelated comments to a post with the caps lock on and spell check off; closely related to "Trumpanzee"

"Oh, great, now we get to hear from the closcos..."

by NiqGenius July 26, 2017

Clawscale

A ranking system hugely popular among teenage boys. Used to define the attractiveness of a female by stating how many White Claws you would need to consume in order to have sex with her.

Dude, she kinda bhad but idk..

Yea that’s like a 7 or 8 on the Clawscale for me man

by Freggsmash April 23, 2021