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The City of Clovis was named after its public spirited pioneer, Clovis M. Cole, a man who spent nearly all of his life in the vicinity. Clovis is the "Better part of Fresno" and has a wonderful school district. Located in the northeast quadrant of the Fresno-Clovis Metropolitan Area, Clovis is situated in the midst of the agriculturally rich San Joaquin Valley. Since its incorporation in 1912, Clovis has been the "Gateway to the Sierra."
Clovis? Oh... Clovis.... the better part of Fresno.
by LordOrman December 9, 2008
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Clovis

Punk ace town.

Either you love it here or you hate it here.

There is no in between.

Nothing to do.

Town lives for football. GO WILDCATS!

Too much traffic.

Iddy biddy living space.
Clovis, New Mexico? Where's that? How did you get over the border?
by kstar2008 February 27, 2009
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Clovis

Clovis is a town in New Mexico that you don't want to go to in the summer or the winter for that matter. There are flies everywhere and you can't even put your burger down for three seconds before two flies land on it. There's crazy people and meth heads everywhere, and stupid stores called Allsups. You've got your crack whores, prostitutes and the only beautiful people you see there are at the Cannon Air Force Base; and they're beautiful because they're from other places. The natives are all ugly motherfuckers with bad attitudes. The only good place to eat is Chili's. Oh! And the roads! If you spend a whole week there you'll have to replace your tires at the end of the week.
Eg: (In Clovis) What the fuck is that smell? Oh, it's all the cow shit!
by Ghoulia December 17, 2012
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Clovity

A recent religion with two gods. Their main teachings revolve around virtues and nature, and these teachings are often passed on through weekly temple visits and meetings with religious leaders. All of their religious symbols are represented in the form of prayer beads, clothing and incense.
Despite being a recent religion, Clovity has already split into a handful of different forms with different interpretations of the religious works, some of whom aren't all too friendly toward each other.
"Clovity seems like a cool religion."
by lemons-hate-you May 30, 2018
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Clovis Bray

A great person that did nothing wrong, and advanced humanity offering theoretical immortality
my mans is giving me real Clovis Bray vibes rn
by Clovis - 1 February 22, 2021
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Clovid

I really want to go to the gym, but it's Clovid
by Wulfrx May 9, 2021
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Clovis 19

When you fuck a dirty bitch and catch clovid from her vagina.
"My penis hurts, Karen gave me the Clovis 19 I know it."
by My pee is inside you. July 21, 2020
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