clam clonking

When two lesbians engage in the scissor formation while bumping uglies. Sound effects are comparable to clicking your tongue.

"Dude, the other night through my wall I could hear Betsy and Ha'Neesha clam clonking"

by clonker September 9, 2009

Clonk out

Being extremely tired you could sleep right then and there. Usually heard from Australian youth.

"Today was so tiring, I could clonk out right now"

"Dude I'm so ready to clonk the fuck out"
"Same bro"

by cheaux May 6, 2014

DJ Clonk

A popular Discord DJ That goes by the name of DJ Clonk, he's known to play the best tunes.

Yo! I've just met DJ Clonk! he's a great person and I love his music.

by Clonkyboi October 31, 2022

Clonk out

A versatile word, can be used to describe something/ someone who has: stopped working, is dead, or fell asleep.

“God, the damn computer clonked out on me. I should’ve gotten the newer one.”
“I had to work all day today. I’m so tired I might clonk out.”
“Yeah, my uncle clonked out last week. Poor guy just couldn’t outrun those wild zebras.”

by Get Lego Eda’d August 12, 2021

clonked out

The past tense of "clonking out" (the state of being very tired or made tired); having fallen into deep sleep.

"Yo, bro! I 'clonked out ' last night!"

"Really?! That's intense!"

"Right?!"

by IolaDavis July 31, 2016

clink clonk rainy bonk

what you can say on literally any occasion. the funniest sentence to exist. sometimes the bonk is emphasized like BONK or b o n k.

“dude i fucked your mom”
“well clink clonk rainy bonk i guess”

by richiefricketyfrackingtozier October 20, 2019

Clonk

An Onomatopoeia, defining the act of hitting someone (preferably in the head) with an object that is guaranteed to make a noise. Some of these items can include things like a Pringles can, Frying pan, Gong, Metal pipe, or a Dodgeball.

Person 1: Dude I'm about to clonk this guy in the head with a can of Pringles
Person 2: Bro this is gonna be so hilarious
(Clonk)
Person 3: OW.

by VaporwaveyVibes January 19, 2024