Cuomosexual

Someone who possesses a powerful urge to engage in various sexual behaviors with a member of the Cuomo family. It is unclear if this novel sexual orientation is COVID19-specific and temporary or if it will remain as an add-on to pre-existing sexual preferences. Cuomosexuals also identify as heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, or homosexual, therefore engagement in mundane sexual behaviors with significant others can resume simultaneously . Interviews with Cuomosexuals consistently reveal that urges began in Mid-March and peek during COVID19 pandemic press conferences and/or news broadcasts. Hypothesized social causes include increased time alone in bed watching split screen images of said siblings during COVID19 pandemic.

When I couldn't get wet without my CNN fix, I realized I had become a Cuomosexual. After breaking the news to my husband, he pushed my head down and declared he was too!

by Hudson Body of Wisdom May 14, 2020

cloussexual

The sexuality for being sexually or romantically attracted to clous

"Hey are you cloussexual?"

"Yeah, I'm cloussexual"

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by KillerHamsters June 4, 2021

Complexual

Someone who is complicated when it comes to anything sexual.

“You eat ass, but you won’t suck a dick that came out of your ass? You are such a complexual individual”.

by HarveyMorales February 28, 2022

Comosexual

A 165% gay male of the Latin Decent. Usually speaks with very crisp S's, and speaks as much with his hands as he does his mouth, if not more.

Girl, that Comosexual is going to scratch your eyes out if you don't step away from her margarita!

by Justinrobinson March 12, 2011

cromosexual

Having sex with and impregnating multiple women within a short time period.

Mark: How many kids do you have?
Antonio: 8, and they are all 3 and have different mommies.
Mark: Wow, you are a raging cromosexual.

by Cromoseks31 February 14, 2012

Clopsexual

When someone identifies them self as being willing to have sexual relationships with fiction characters from "My Little Pony"

Person 1: Did you hear the Maddy is Clopsexual?
Person 2: What the hell is that?
Person 1: That means that she wants to fuck fictional pony's
Person 2: That's so fucked up!

by clopsexual July 5, 2016

Cuomosexual

a word used to describe a creepy pervert

Why is he touching her against her will? He's just a Cuomosexual.
Why is he standing in the garden naked? He's just a Cuomosexual.
Why is he standing outside her house in a black trench coat? He's a Cuomosexual

by charlottes web info March 7, 2021