Claydon

A fucking amazing person you should never cheat on.

"My husband is a Claydon

by no yse no November 19, 2018

Clamdog

The act of inserting a hot dog into a vagina, inorder to Surprise a partner during oral.

Dude trevors girlfriend clamdogged him after he didnt brush his teeth.

by HackneyP December 15, 2022

mrs_claydon

miss claydon fat crusty vagina of a woman who is to blame for africa's staving mavins

mrs_claydon eats cake at the speed that kyle freeman pulls his small penis with tweezers

by gatis_the_bomber May 30, 2009

Rhys Claydon

You would find yourself doing a Rhys Claydon when you are eating a hot chilli and go to the toilet and your penis swells up to the size a beach volleyball and when you go outside you cant fit through the door so you get a really tonk woman who started life as a man to rub lubricant on it. If you get a boner during this process, this is known as a Rhys Anthony Claydon!!

Gareth Norman: "Damn, you never guess what, I only went and did a Rhys Anthony Claydon"

Judith: "NAHHHHHHHH you got a boner???? I only ever had a Rhys Claydon."

Gareth Norman: "Maybe I should look up Gareth Norman on urban dictionary!!"

by Phil McCrackius - mwahahahahah August 20, 2011

Michael Graham Claydon

Literally the most perfect man on any planet, he is litteraly perfect Michael Graham Claydon is honestly the definition of a man written by a woman. You could say he deserves the world but he doesn't, the world is SHIT and Michael Graham Claydon deserves better than that. And on top of that, he has a PHAT ass

A: Have you seen Michael Graham Claydon?

B: No, but isn't he just great!

A: He is! I love Michael Graham Claydon

by Michael Graham Claydon enjoyer July 21, 2023