Squidward: Patrick don't stand so close, you're making me claustrophobic
Patrick: What's claustrophobic mean?
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa clause!
Squidward: NO IT DOES-
Patrick: Ho ho ho!
Spongebob: Stop! you're scaring him!
Patrick: What's claustrophobic mean?
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa clause!
Squidward: NO IT DOES-
Patrick: Ho ho ho!
Spongebob: Stop! you're scaring him!
by 100%marvelfan October 6, 2019

Fear of Santa Claus
Santa Claus," HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
Little boy," MOMMY! i'M SCARED"
Mom, "I'm sorry Santa, but my son is Claustrophobic".
Little boy," MOMMY! i'M SCARED"
Mom, "I'm sorry Santa, but my son is Claustrophobic".
by TetShon December 22, 2009

Shortened to: Claustro
When something is fear inspiring to the point that it leaves you feeling uncomfortable and no other word will do.
When something is fear inspiring to the point that it leaves you feeling uncomfortable and no other word will do.
by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

Meagan! You're claustrophobing me!
by fall out at the disco (: September 28, 2009

The fear of Santa Claus and all things realted to the jolly fat man.
A tendency to light up the fireplace with gasoline and place tripwires in the chimney every christmas.
A tendency to light up the fireplace with gasoline and place tripwires in the chimney every christmas.
Person 1:Damn it's christmas again, horrible time to be Claustrophobic.
Person 2:Hmmm. . . HO HO HO !
Person 1: GAHHH !
Person 2:Hmmm. . . HO HO HO !
Person 1: GAHHH !
by Mister KPO January 4, 2009

by Unknown0429 June 13, 2019

A valley girl's word to describe a small space that could agitate a person who suffers from claustrophobia: fear of small spaces.
"Daddy I can't get this car for my birthday, it's like claustrophobic!"
"There were so many boys in that grind line it was claustrophobic."
"There were so many boys in that grind line it was claustrophobic."
by ThisPseudonymIsClaustrophobic October 18, 2008
