by dr3ad June 02, 2005
none of these other definitions do with this glc are incorrect
a clart is like a pronoun for a person's being or self
a clart is like a pronoun for a person's being or self
by anonymous tudublohsix July 11, 2006
A clart happens when a woman is sitting down and farts. If her ass cheeks are compressed and the gas can't be released via the usual route, the fart is redirected forward across the crotch/clit. This does not happen to men because of the placement of their package. It also doesn't happen to thin women because of their lack of ass cheeks.
by The Gangster of Math January 02, 2007
A fart cloud. The cloud of air surrounding someone who is expelling gas. A bubble of fart-smelling air.
Sadie had eaten some beans for lunch, and as a result, Cade had to suffer in her clart while they watched TV together with their two dogs, Clyde and Libby.
by hannah16banana July 11, 2016
To come up from behind an unsuspecting person and drag your knuckles against their ear repeatedly out of camaraderie. A good clart is defined as one in which each knuckle makes a distinctive "thud" sound. Occasionally the person's head is seized with one arm while the other hand makes the clarting motion.
Variations on the standard clart are the "Rapid Fire Clart" (AKA Power Clart) in which the knuckle striking action is repeated at a fast rate, the "Tremor Clart" in which the ear is actually siezed between the knuckles and jiggled, and the "Foreign Object Clart" in which the knuckles are substituted with any object conveniently laying around. Clarts are highly subjective to the skill and style of the clarter, and many variations exist which have not yet been documented.
Variations on the standard clart are the "Rapid Fire Clart" (AKA Power Clart) in which the knuckle striking action is repeated at a fast rate, the "Tremor Clart" in which the ear is actually siezed between the knuckles and jiggled, and the "Foreign Object Clart" in which the knuckles are substituted with any object conveniently laying around. Clarts are highly subjective to the skill and style of the clarter, and many variations exist which have not yet been documented.
Frenchie was doing a good job at work, and Bob honored him with the traditional Four-Fingered Clart.
by Jules_Verne March 16, 2007
Someone whocomes up with a subject which quite literally is FUCKING STUPID, but also who fails to see that the statement he has uttered makes us want to tie him to a lamppost and leave him there on his own in the rain . He alsohas the personality of a road cone.
Ben: Lets steal a car
Dean + Dan + Ben: Shut the fuck up you clart
(ben walks behind and smoke, SILENTLY cos he knows fucking better)
Dean + Dan + Ben: Shut the fuck up you clart
(ben walks behind and smoke, SILENTLY cos he knows fucking better)
by Ben, Dean and Dan September 26, 2006
by Ford LeCoq February 25, 2005