Extreme mental slowness/Retardation/Forgetful
· Very small and barely noticeable penis
· Very small or barely noticeable ass
· Unable to form complete sentences
· Hair loss
· Strange Rashes
· Feelings of Depression, anger, irritability due to ugliness
· Extreme moodiness
· Inability to get a date
· Deep purple face due to embarrassment/anger
- Inability to produce an erection in the company of non-family members
- Dreams involving their mother or father in an erotic mannor
- Sexual dreams involving Jesus with a three headed dildo
- Instant Ejaculation at the sight of a dark skinned person
- Printing off of pictures and storing of nude picutres involving immediate family members
· Very small and barely noticeable penis
· Very small or barely noticeable ass
· Unable to form complete sentences
· Hair loss
· Strange Rashes
· Feelings of Depression, anger, irritability due to ugliness
· Extreme moodiness
· Inability to get a date
· Deep purple face due to embarrassment/anger
- Inability to produce an erection in the company of non-family members
- Dreams involving their mother or father in an erotic mannor
- Sexual dreams involving Jesus with a three headed dildo
- Instant Ejaculation at the sight of a dark skinned person
- Printing off of pictures and storing of nude picutres involving immediate family members
by Tdcss August 17, 2008
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The word should Being Defined (Isaac Clark Syndrome)
Anything that can happen, anything that can go wrong , will always go wrong, And you have the responsibility to fix it.
Ain't that a bitch.
Ah dead space, my brother and I stopped calling it Murphys law in relation to Isaac and started calling it Isaac Clarke syndrome.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong and it will be your responsibility to fix it.
Anything that can happen, anything that can go wrong , will always go wrong, And you have the responsibility to fix it.
Ain't that a bitch.
Ah dead space, my brother and I stopped calling it Murphys law in relation to Isaac and started calling it Isaac Clarke syndrome.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong and it will be your responsibility to fix it.
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