CLACKET VALVE

Another name given to your arse, especially after a night on the beers or the day after a curry or maxican food.

"Cor, whats that smell? Is that your Clacket Valve?"
"Can you smell that? Think my Clacket Valve has rotted out."
"Smells like an old Clacket Valve in here..."
"My boss talks out his Clacket Valve."

by FUCK THE NAME September 25, 2009

clackerty

The texture of something thick and sticky.

A food that sticks your mouth together

The peanut butter was too clackerty.

by cafafwhisp February 11, 2010

Clacket

A slang term describing the little connector piece on all types of jewelry.

"Hey Cindy, can you fasten the clacket of my necklace?"

"Yes, of course!"

by EnglishDEword October 9, 2017

clackey

One who uses Crystal meth.

That man in the big sweater and on the mountain bike is a clackey.

by Bethany & Tad October 14, 2007

wackety chackety shmack

really awesome, excellent, something outrageously good.

"dude, that horse has five willies!"
"ohhh, that shit is wackety chackety shmack!"

by burakism producer May 12, 2006