chutney

1. poop
2. crap
3. anything with a foul odour and is all mushy

1. ah who is taking a chutney in there?!
2. see 1.
3. see 1.

by zacchaeus August 16, 2005

Ahhhhhhh I`d love to do Nandi`s mom up the chutney

by Uber caMeL! September 14, 2003

n. the space between a man's testicles and anus

see also: grundle, taint

After I ran a mile I sure did have a lot of cleaning to do in the chutney area.

by Sat Shenoy May 3, 2004

vaporized marijuana; used for cooking or smoking

Smoking chutney is a very cerebral high but very harsh on your lungs; it is better use it for cannabutter.

by chutney13 March 6, 2012

That Dawn French is a fabulous bit of chutney

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

1. Adj. Complete and utter.

2. Idiot, dick.

1. I don't like him much. He strikes me as a chutney fool.

2. What a chutney!

by Davo March 3, 2004

chutneys

An undefined part of anatomy used for comic effect

Get out or i'll kick you in the chutneys.

by Richard Osmond October 18, 2003