chutney

v. To push one's testicle into the anus and remove in a rapid motion creating a combination pop/suction sound.

Damn, she looks good enough to chutney. I'd sure like to give chutney her.

by Ahab the Whaler May 30, 2006

chutney

1. poop
2. crap
3. anything with a foul odour and is all mushy

1. ah who is taking a chutney in there?!
2. see 1.
3. see 1.

by zacchaeus September 13, 2005

Chutney

A human dildo that prefers anal sex, dates lesbians for fun, and enjoys incest on the sidelines.

Carl: Stop being a chutney you stole that poor lesbian girl's virginity
Tom: Well she was asking for it
Carl: Fine I forgive you however, it's gonna be awkward next time you have a family reunion with you're cousins.

by Bumble fuack April 16, 2017

Chutney

The juices of a dirty woman who does wash her sexual region.

"Wow Tory was pumping out some rotten chutney while she was working my luncheon".

by Lubicater April 9, 2005

chutney

A woman`s prosterior nook/cranny

Ahhhhhhh I`d love to do Nandi`s mom up the chutney

by Uber caMeL! September 14, 2003

chutney

n. the space between a man's testicles and anus

see also: grundle, taint

After I ran a mile I sure did have a lot of cleaning to do in the chutney area.

by Sat Shenoy May 3, 2004

chutney

vaporized marijuana; used for cooking or smoking

Smoking chutney is a very cerebral high but very harsh on your lungs; it is better use it for cannabutter.

by chutney13 June 14, 2012