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Crummy dawg

One who is seen in the eyes of others a stinge, nob or just a general peg smoker.
Cliff: Hey can have a dollar to buy me some sweet juice?
Cesil: Get a job you pennyless bum!

Cliff: Your such a peasant of a crummy dawg!
by D-town Funk November 1, 2010
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cummy dumpies

When you get a boner from taking a big shit
by bombsofserbia November 23, 2015
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Cummy Dummy

A person or thing (usually short) that someone fucks and fills up with cum.
"Hey girl you can be my cummy dummy tonight"
by Linus Fan February 15, 2020
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cummy diaper

When a person who wears a diaper orgasms in a diaper and leaves it on for awhile.
Victoria told me she had a dream where she made a cummy diaper and enjoyed it.

Jesse ,who wets the bed sometimes, wakes up in a cummy diaper a lot apparently
by Onlyme4you May 11, 2020
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Chumpy Daddy

A specific ‘type’ of man: typically tall & broad in stature &, more importantly, paternal in nature. We’ve all come across a chumpy daddy in our day, whether you’re aware of it or not. Should you need any help identifying a potential CD please find an extensive, but by no means exhaustive, list of traits below:

- Loves rugby & only rugby, except for a summertime dabble in cricket

- Rubs your back a lot

- Big givers e.g. loves to go down on you & asks you if you’re enjoying it
- Bootleg jeans & wrong shoes

- Probably an uncle by age 25
- Makes cooked breakfasts with black pudding

- Drives, or aspires to drive, a big gauche car (think Land Rover defender/Range Rover evoque)

- If he’s not live in the stadium he books out areas at pubs to watch big sporting events

- Leggings under their shorts in the gym

- Steak & red wine lover’s
- A water bottle the size of their daily water consumption with lines to mark the time in the day they should drink it by

- Does poos in clubs

- Cologne that smells of musk

- Brunette (but not always)
- Love stouts & ales

- Always wearing a collared shirt of some kind
- Mahogany furniture

- Loves a Big Mac

- Girthy dick (probably uncircumcised)
- Would pay for an umpiring qualification

- A generous host & sees the role as some sort of Olympic sport

- Doesn’t laugh often, but when they do it’s an eruption of hearty belly laughter in response to something unintended to be a joke

- Most likely lives in the south of England
'His chumpy daddy energy is sort of sweet and sort of a massive turn-off'
by GiiRlZ NiGhT x November 21, 2021
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crummy dummy

Corkle told Max Holloway that Michael Bisping looks like a crummy dummy today!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone May 22, 2018
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International Cummy Day

The day in which all Cummy things shall happen at the highest frequency

20th Dec
1:C'mere bro it's International Cummy Day let's do some cummin

2:Aight bet
by Lord of the Cummers December 19, 2023
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