Chrismukkah 

A stupid made-up holiday from an equally stupid show.

And for the record, if your father is Jewish and your mother is Christian, then you're not Jewish at all. Not even one-half Jewish, it's just not possible. If it's the other way around (dad Christian mom Jewish) then you're automatically 100% Jewish.

Sorry to burst everyone's bubble, but those are the facts straight from my Rabbi.

Chrismukkah is dumb. Really really dumb.

Chrismukkah by beak March 13, 2004

Chrismukkwanzaadan 

Also Chrismukkahkwanzaamadan. The name for the season that often encompasses four holidays: Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and Ramadan.

In order to be politically correct, the city council of Berkely, CA, ordered decorations for four different holidays as part of its Chrismukkwanzaadan celebration.

Chrismukkwanzaadan by President Handell January 13, 2005

Christmukkah 

The holiday combining Christmas and Hanukkah, created on the WB series, the OC by Adam Brody's half jew half gentile character, Seth Cohen.

It's a Christmukkah miracle!

Christmukkah by Lucy P January 9, 2008

Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy 

Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy:
The most inclusive winter holiday!

At least saying "Happy holidays" doesn't exclude anyone, but HapMerry Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy actually includes them all. And HapMerry Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy to you, too!

Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy by JaneGordon.com December 27, 2022

Chrismukka 

A celebration of both Christmas and Chanukka.

With Chrismukka, I have both Moses and Jesus on my side.

Chrismukka by meg December 5, 2003

Chrismakkuh 

Eight days of presents followed by one day of a lot of presents. The true spirit of Chrismakkuh is in bringing people together.

The Cohens from The O.C. practice Chrismakkuh.

Chrismakkuh by FutureSex February 7, 2007

Christmukkahwanzaa 

Mixed celebration of Christmas, Hannukkah and Kwanzaa for Christian/Jewish/African American families.

We have a wide range of friends - Jewish, Christian, and African American!! We should have a Christmukkahwanzaa party; this way we won't offend anyone!!

Christmukkahwanzaa by Avril Showers December 24, 2006