The cheapest guy on earth. He would sell his own limbs for a price. This is the guy that totals up his and his wife's share of the bill at the restaurant and forgets they had all that wine, but thinks that he is a generous son-of-a-bitch. He's the guy that will rip off his friends and his family to save a buck. He is a hoarder of course and lives like a bum but has copious amounts of money that he will never spend. He has no friends left in the world as he has ripped them all off and they all eventually caught on. He is a sociopath but somehow has escaped jail, as he is curiously lucky. He thinks he deserves more than he has and is a bitter bag of shit. Everyone that knows a Chris loathes him is waiting for Chris to die so that their lives will be better.
by fembotnow August 19, 2013
Get the chrismug. best guy at under-the-influence sex. will never need viagra. Also, sometimes loves to scare kids with chainsaws. has a very attractive tush
by uhhhh12345678989 June 13, 2011
Get the chrismug. 1. dude on family guy who is afraid of a monkey in his closet.
2. That dude who is always stealing your girlfriend, aka A Brad, or A Jeff... (common names for users)
3. The goofball in your high school that u used to remember.
4. St. Christopher, The act of putting one over their head or sholder and crossing a body of water. Have fun!
the myth that he was blessed when he took Jesus over his sholders, and passed a river. This makes for one of the best games ever. You can race, endurance, different stuff, but it makes for the best time ever if your bored as hell.
2. That dude who is always stealing your girlfriend, aka A Brad, or A Jeff... (common names for users)
3. The goofball in your high school that u used to remember.
4. St. Christopher, The act of putting one over their head or sholder and crossing a body of water. Have fun!
the myth that he was blessed when he took Jesus over his sholders, and passed a river. This makes for one of the best games ever. You can race, endurance, different stuff, but it makes for the best time ever if your bored as hell.
1, Chris, that dude on family guy is dumb as hell, but awesome.
2 That dickhead Chris stole my gf again.
3. Remember when Chris s*** himself in class?
4. Yo! Aaron! Lets play St. Christopher!
2 That dickhead Chris stole my gf again.
3. Remember when Chris s*** himself in class?
4. Yo! Aaron! Lets play St. Christopher!
by bruce69 May 23, 2006
Get the chrismug. God of the human race. Most respected human walking the face of the earth. Best trumpet player there is.
by raNdomized November 2, 2008
Get the chrismug. From the greek word 'christof'
Meaning awesome, kick ass, totally dominating and a sex GOD!
Often used in reference to someone from school you'll always remember.
Meaning awesome, kick ass, totally dominating and a sex GOD!
Often used in reference to someone from school you'll always remember.
Guy- 'do you still remember Chris?'
Chick- 'Was he that awesome, kick ass, totally dominating sex GOD? Yeah I think i do, what a CHRIS'
Chick- 'Was he that awesome, kick ass, totally dominating sex GOD? Yeah I think i do, what a CHRIS'
by Chris Mulcaster April 17, 2008
Get the chrismug. 
by c.a.s.p.er February 1, 2008
Get the chrismug.