chopstickism

A portmanteau of chopsticks and racism, chopstickism is when you go to an Asian restaurant and the server asks Asian people, but not people of other ethnicities, if they'd like chopsticks.

I went to a Korean restaurant today and the server offered all the people around me chopsticks, but not me! I'm so offended by all this chopstickism.

by kai azad January 2, 2007

chopstick jockey

Derogatory term referring to a person of Asian descent.

"That chopstick jockey certainly is good at math."

by Lee in Austin June 19, 2008

Chopstick

A Nickname in Rapping for a gun

I Shot him with my chopstick, fully loaded, no regret.

by Rap Nibba May 25, 2018

chopstick method

a way of fishing letters out of your own mailbox after you've lost the key. It involves wrapping double sided tape around a chopstick and groping with it inside the mailbox.

Roommate 1: Dude, Jason lost the key again, how do I get my letter out?
Roommate 2: Just use the chopstick method.

by shimee September 23, 2013

Chopstick Gang

A Chinese Gang that goes around the streets and pick pockets people with Chopsticks. In 2020 These people will go into war against the Egg-roll Man and the Orange-Chicken Man.

The Chopstick Gang has stolen a weed from Snoop Dogg

by JUAN_CARLOS_21 October 2, 2018

Swallow a chopstick

It is used when someone cannot deal with his/her emotions because something overwhelming happened to him/her.

I have a long homework to do for tomorrow, I wanna swallow a chopstick.

by thecreepywhale May 31, 2018

chopstick

An Asian Man's weapon of mass destruction

Guy 1: Bro I heard that the Viet Congs used chopsticks to assassinate people!
Guy 2: Wait what?! How?
Guy 1: They shoved the chopsticks up their asses

by SomeAsianGuyWannabe April 22, 2020