I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden

Phrase meaning "I'll have the fish"

Flight Attendant: What can I get for you, sir?

Man: I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.

Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, we're all out of fish...

by jDogg April 18, 2005

Chapin, SC

A small town sitting on the edge of Lake Murray and right outside of Columbia. Contains two stop lights and 7 billion churches/graveyards (in which to play hide and seek at night in). Those who live here are generally rich and their daddies and mommies buy them big fancy cars. There is nothing to do in this small town, so partying is a huge problem here. Some people aren't rich in this town, and the richies make fun of them. If you don't live on the lake, have a boat/jetski, or know how to swim, you're not welcome here.

-What do guys in South Carolina where?

-Well, guys in Chapin, SC wear Rainbows, Bright Polos, and Khaki Cargo shorts.

-That's embarrassing.

by kensatterfieldisawesome April 14, 2011

Straight Chodin'

To be a tool, to be annoying, or doing something that nobody else approves of or likes.

-"That guy stole my iPod!"
-"Straight chodin' bro."

by SimpleJack277 January 2, 2010

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

smokin chokin

When you hit that dro and its hittin thick and you start coughin like a mark.

Yung Eddye hit that chron and was smokin chokin like a mark ass.

by CHONTO August 18, 2016