Chonion

The combination of Chips and Onions. Thinly sliced potato and onion mixed together to create possibly THE most amazing food toppings known to man that contains or consists of essential body nutrients, such as carbohydrates.....and that's basically it. It is also said to be an ancient tradition passed down through generations of people who think they can cook on a BBQ, but really have no idea. In turn combining everything that has not cooked properly, and creating something new all-together,then giving it a label. If you look closely at the painting of Leonardo Da Vinci's "the last supper" you will find Chonion was the meal of choice by our lord and saviour Jesus Christ.

You burnt the chips you dickhead....just combine it with the onion to make some Chonion and she'll be right.

OR

Guy 1 "Man i could go for some chips right now...."
Guy 2 "Man i could go for some onion right now..."
Sven "why not have both?" (crowd breaks out in joyous praise, lifting Sven onto crowds shoulders with El Paso Mexican music playing violently in background).

by Billybob1 February 6, 2015

Chandon

Usually refers to the expensive French champagne Moet & Chandon, which is usually referred to as Moet (pronounced properly Moe-Ay, but in an urban setting, it's Moe-ett). The Chandon Estates also have vineyards in Argentina,Ausrailia, Brazil, and Spain, as well as in the USA in California. Fo Rizzle!

"I got a roly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon and I roll the best weed, cause I got it goin on" - Snoop Dogg.

by Bill G March 28, 2005

condon del chango

when u find a condom that is to big to fit a human

oh my good look at that condon del chango it is huge

by pedro from the block April 30, 2003

condoned

(verb) to get eaten out on a bathroom floor while/after you just puked your guts out in the toilet at a house party or bar with a guy you do not know. It is possible you might get walked in on in the act by someone who knows all your friends, but its not necessarily implied.

I got condoned last, I hope i don't run into him on campus because that's awkward.

by bathroomeatoutgirl December 28, 2009

CondonTreasure

Opposite of KPMG.
A fun, friendly accounting place where everybody hugs each other.

I love coming to work each day at CondonTreasure, it is a ConstantPleasure.

by Hap P Employee June 17, 2008

rompe condones

a person who always pops condoms.

yo ella si rompe condones. she pregnent with anothher kidd; smh

by LuciiOusz ChiCK March 17, 2009

Chondom

A Condom of the chin - generally used to protect one's chin from 'Chin Rape'.

A small beard present only on the chin is known as a "Natural Chondon".

Dan: "CHIN RAPE!" *hits Joe on the chin, in standard chin rape form*

Joe: You can't chin rape me, I have a chondom

by DJ Quigglez October 20, 2009