chode-smoker

One who smokes chode.

Your sister is chill but your brother-in-law is a total chode-smoker.

by prostate September 1, 2005

Chode Smoker

One who acts proper and claims to be a civil, reasonable person. Also regards himself as an model human being, with proper and expensive attire. This person acts and looks as if they are perfect...just to make us assume that he does not have a dirty chode hiding in his pants..when truth be told...he does.

CALVIN acts like hes the hottest boi on the market,... when as it turns out hes a chode smoker..

by SAMcal May 24, 2007

Chode Smoker

1. The art of sucking a hairy man's short fat dick.
2. Something you call someone for being a dumbass

"Becky I'm sorry but I totally choded smoked your bf last night"

"Bro quit being a chode smoker"

by The Apache June 2, 2016

chode smoker

person who goes around giving any one they find a rim job. or describe some one who is a looser.

That dude carson daily who runs shit ass TRL on MTV is a total chode smoker.

by Thomas kight January 23, 2008

choadsmoker

One of those nuMetal kids who are to retarded to know how to "throw the goat". Often found listening to Limp Bizkit, Slipknot, Linkin Park, and post-black album Metallica.

Anyone stupid kid at Ozzfest.

by RagingLeonard March 12, 2003

Chode Smoker

Chode Smoker:

person who smokes chodes.

File under: derogatory terms for pot smokers

(note: A "chode" is a penis that's wider than it is long.)

Smells like ya smokin' CHODES over there.

Chode Smoker.

by TH3TID3 February 15, 2026