Chocolate Covered Strawberry

Noun, used to describe a distended rectal cavity, where upon the unlucky subject has 'an accident' and shit themselves unmercifully. The result, sadly, is a bright red bulge that has poo all over it. Hence, chocolate-covered strawberry.

"Did you see that Chad took off on another holiday and left us in a lurch?"
"That chach. What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to make him eat a Chocolate covered Strawberry. Then we'll be Even Steven."

by GNox July 5, 2006

Chocolate Covered Strawberry

A black woman's vagina

Eh yo, Lashawndra, let me nibble on dat chocolate covered strawberry!

by Dat Leroy Boy November 24, 2009

chocolate covered strawberry

When a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman on her period, then afterwards without cleaning his penis off, continues to have anal sex.

Dude, my girlfriend totally gave me a chocolate covered strawberry this morning.

by For the Glory of Rome October 13, 2007

Chocolate Covered Cock

"Chocolate Covered Cock" is when you dip a cock in shit and it gets covered in shit.

Hey Danica We Should Do Chocolate Covered Cock!

by ChocolateCoveredCockMaster October 8, 2021

chocolate covered pretzel

When somebody sticks there hand up there sweaty ass and shakes your hand. Its mostly called chocolate covered pretzel because of the movie Mallrats and because a character does it and gives someone chocolate covered pretzels as food.

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

by Pavelski8 March 30, 2009

chocolate covered raisins

When you stick your rag (balls) into a girls butthole and they get smothered with poop.

I hate chocolate covered raisins, they make my rag smell.

I made my girlfriend suck the chocolate off my rag after she gave me chocolate covered raisins.

Freddy couldn't hear cause he wasn't wearing his hearing aids, so when I told him not to stick his balls in my butt, he ended up with chocolate covered raisins.

by Sean Manning June 1, 2005

Chocolate Covered Cherry

This is when you first perform anal sex on a girl, then take her virginity, thus covering the cherry with chocolate.

In an effort to gain the full porn star experience, Dakota asked Craig to give it to her in the ass before popping her cherry, thus was born the chocolate covered cherry.

by Reed and Matt January 12, 2004