closeting

The act of a guy and a girl going into a closet at their friend's house, in order to get away from the sounds of their other friends getting busy on the futon in the living room. The guy and the girl in the closet then get busy themselves.

Dude, we were closeting to get away from the sound of the two of them dry humping

by Cause of closeting October 11, 2010

Choating

The act of overly and unnecessarily checking on someone or something.

If you sit a pan of cookies in the oven, and check them every 30 seconds for the entire 45 minutes it takes to bake them, then you are Choating the cookies.

Quit Choating me over the report. It will get done when it's done. GEEZ!

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 20, 2008

chookting

an inordinately cute and cuddly thing, often a furry baby animal or baby anything.

What a little chookting!

by hemmatime December 6, 2016

Chorting

The act of using orphans as fuel in a furnace.

Man 1: I'm really cold and have a bunch of spare orphans.
Man 2: Perhaps we should try chorting them. It'd warm the whole room up.

by Craig Bigglesworth October 29, 2011

Cloting

(clow-ting)

The act of placing cottage cheese on ones gentialia while wearing any type of cloth around said genitalia

Man i was cloting the other day, it felt so good to have lunch right there at the tip.

Julie likes cloting only in the winter, she told me the stench is unbearable in the summer months

by xphonehomex July 28, 2014

closeting

A guy who is trying too hard to convince people he's straight when we all know he's a raging homosexual.

"Oh my god, Eric is sooo hot!"
"Becky, he is totally closeting."

by Floss It April 21, 2009

cleeting

checking out the ladies in an area and rating them using coughs and yawns.
cough-hot
yawn-ok

me and my homie went cleeting at the movies and found hundreds of chicks.

by wickedtoaster August 18, 2005