chestered

Just another way to describe a situation as being messed up. Not commonly used for people, but rather things.

In a restaraunt:

This soup tastes CHESTERED; I think the cook put too much salt in it.

by Willis August 7, 2003

Chestered

To finger a girl with Cheeto dust on one's finger(s).

Mike came over last night and Chestered me. This morning my piss was orange.

by womb2tombRAIDER July 29, 2017

Chestered

the action, of someone containing great quanities of doushebaggery, screwing someone over for means equally doushy as the person its self.

I have been chestered out of a relationship.

by LadyFriend02 October 18, 2011

chestered

to be screwed over by a roommate's irresponsibility, suffering consequences such as eviction or lawsuits.

He lost track of his finances and I got chestered.; I didn't have anything to do with it, they totally chestered me!

by lather December 3, 2010

chestered

Getting banning or kicked out of a place because u are not liked by a person.

Damn son i cant believe i got chestered from school for fighting with the teacher, she a (jaba the slut)

by Jsmoot0127 November 30, 2007

chestered

verb - when the "Chester the Molester" strange janitor comes in and hangs around pretending to clean the men's room while you are in the middle of using it - making you feel like he is getting pleasure from being in the presence of men using the facilities.

Man 1: Dude, I just got totally chestered - I am creeped out.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: That weird janitor guy came in the john while I was using it - and just stood there smiling at me while I finished.
Man 2: If I ever see him in there, I make a u turn and run to another.
Man 1: I think I need counseling after that.

by SildogintheNatti February 10, 2010

chesturbate

When a girl is alone in her bed playing with her titties

As teenage girls grow into women, they may find that they start to chesturbate more often, which is completely normal.

by Jenny Talia Jr. February 1, 2017