Cheekless Bastard

1) Someone who lacks cheeks.
2) Someone who's lack of convex skin on either side of their lips is replaced by stone-cold realness and an uncanny ability to cause other people's minds to become concave and introspective.
3) A person who's face is comprised of strong bones, full lips, a piercing glare, sharp ears, and a chin that is ALWAYS in check.
4) Someone so real, their realness is perceived as cheekiness.

"I want you to be honest with me because I am with you" said the Cheekless bastard

"Honesty is the best policy. To lie is a pest's priority." said the Cheekless bastard

"That Cheekless bastard is a fucking llamuffaguin."

by Not A. Lush October 13, 2011

creepyassshit

whats in yo mama

ayo look at that muthafuka fukin my mom! he's putting some creepyassshit in her ass n' mouf.

I found uncle deez and ligma fukin my ma

by Liana...or am I? December 16, 2021

Cheekeasy

A speakeasy, but for prostitution.

During prohibition speakeasy's were used as underground secret bars. A Cheekeasy is the same concept but for prostitution since that is still federally illegal

Wow I feel like going to a Cheekeasy today

by Donaldtrumpisalittlebitch May 17, 2022

Cheekyness

Cheekyness of a woman's ass/butt/backside

She's got a lot of cheekyness going on back there

by Nsutton August 18, 2022

Headcake Cheeseass

You stick a couple pieces of Colby jack between your ass cheeks and then dive headfirst into ur uncles wedding cake.

"My sister Emily just became a Headcake Cheeseass, and uncle Peter isn't pleased."

by ndrago1 May 5, 2020