by adamdechamplain April 8, 2021
Get the Adam De Champlain mug.To use purposefully flawed logic and twisted facts to make oneself appear the victim of any given situation.
"Hosting my illegally obtained sex tape is a breach of privacy." said Hulk Hogan.
"It's our job as journalists to discuss matters of public interest. Therefore, suing us for illegally hosting revenge porn is censorship!" cuntsplained Nick.
"It's our job as journalists to discuss matters of public interest. Therefore, suing us for illegally hosting revenge porn is censorship!" cuntsplained Nick.
by AoC September 30, 2016
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Cuntsplainer
(Noun)
A person who believes they are a pioneering soldier in a war against oppressors, but is actually being a shrewd hypocrite who's pissing off someone they barely know/have no power.
Easily confused with: Critical thinking; Having a voice, SJW
(Noun)
A person who believes they are a pioneering soldier in a war against oppressors, but is actually being a shrewd hypocrite who's pissing off someone they barely know/have no power.
Easily confused with: Critical thinking; Having a voice, SJW
She thought her misandry was just tit-for-tat, but when the new English major heard out her argument he realized she was just a cuntsplainer.
by acearce June 20, 2016
Get the Cuntsplainer mug.The act of not explaining anything and expecting someone to understand and appreciate your unspoken meaning. Can sometimes be lead by an ambiguous and passive aggressive statement. As opposed to mansplaining, where the speaker assumes listener knows less than nothing and requires an offensive amount of information regarding the topic.
I was in hot water after my girlfriend cuntsplained that if I wanted to stay at the bar with my friends on our anniversary it was “fine,” if that’s what I “really wanted.”
by Axolotl June 10, 2018
Get the Cuntsplain mug.The female version of mansplaining. A woman explaining something condescendingly to a man that they already know.
M: once you mentioned it, I got it haha
M: I'm bad with references XD
F: did you get it? I can clamsplain it to you if you need me to
M: I'm bad with references XD
F: did you get it? I can clamsplain it to you if you need me to
by sixpointfivetatersoutoftater June 28, 2017
Get the clamsplain mug.1. Nickname for Jeff Goven, submission grappler and universal faith minister (used to go to various prisons & jails as an outside chaplain for the inmates).
2. A crime-fighting cartoon character based loosely on Jeff Goven.
2. A crime-fighting cartoon character based loosely on Jeff Goven.
The Grapplin' Chaplain is small and old and cannot defeat that heavyweight college wrestler by college wrestling rules, but, allow all grappling techniques, remove all points and time limits, and the GC will win by a submission!
by Debbie Goven June 17, 2009
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Cats-plaining.
1. explaining things like you would to your cat(s)./ explaining things to your cat, as if it were human.
2. Talking to other human beings like you would to your cat(s)
3. Explaining everything by the way it relates to cats.
4. Rationalizing things according to how a cat would do it.
5. Internet.
Cats-plaining.
1. explaining things like you would to your cat(s)./ explaining things to your cat, as if it were human.
2. Talking to other human beings like you would to your cat(s)
3. Explaining everything by the way it relates to cats.
4. Rationalizing things according to how a cat would do it.
5. Internet.
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"Mr.MeowMeow how many times do i have to keep catsplaining to you... mommy's guest is not your scratch tree. It hurts Mr.Friend when you scratch him."
"I understand that upsets you, But let me catsplain something to you. Once my cat is bothered by that too. She usually attacks it and bites it's head off. Maybe you should try it too?"
"I'm only on the internet for the cats"
"Mr.MeowMeow how many times do i have to keep catsplaining to you... mommy's guest is not your scratch tree. It hurts Mr.Friend when you scratch him."
"I understand that upsets you, But let me catsplain something to you. Once my cat is bothered by that too. She usually attacks it and bites it's head off. Maybe you should try it too?"
"I'm only on the internet for the cats"
by Catlady24 April 26, 2013
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