Another word for chav but used mainly in the north east of England, particularly Newcastle.
They can be identified by many things including:
-Berghaus coats
-Stripy jumpers, Fred Perry and Henri Lloyd ones in particluar
-Adidas tracksuit bottoms with white socks over them
-Rockport boots
-Nike air max trainers
-Lacoste tracksuits
They tend to smoke and drink alot, usually drinking Sweaty/Lambrusco (A £1 wine) for the girls and cans of Fosters for the boys.
They listen to rave music, paticualarly makina with mc-ing over it, known as New Monkey. They will often go to a club in Sunderland called The New Monkey where they listen to these MC's, the most famous being MC Stompin, here they will take lots of pills and get wasted, proceed to the chillout room and get stone on tac (cheap cannabis resin)
They live on benefits or if there lucky McDonalds income.
They engage in underage sex and the females will often have kids by the age of 14.
They swear alot and use there own type of language.
They can be identified by many things including:
-Berghaus coats
-Stripy jumpers, Fred Perry and Henri Lloyd ones in particluar
-Adidas tracksuit bottoms with white socks over them
-Rockport boots
-Nike air max trainers
-Lacoste tracksuits
They tend to smoke and drink alot, usually drinking Sweaty/Lambrusco (A £1 wine) for the girls and cans of Fosters for the boys.
They listen to rave music, paticualarly makina with mc-ing over it, known as New Monkey. They will often go to a club in Sunderland called The New Monkey where they listen to these MC's, the most famous being MC Stompin, here they will take lots of pills and get wasted, proceed to the chillout room and get stone on tac (cheap cannabis resin)
They live on benefits or if there lucky McDonalds income.
They engage in underage sex and the females will often have kids by the age of 14.
They swear alot and use there own type of language.
by Mr_Pope October 08, 2005
Step 1: Read "The Rats" by James Herbert".
Step 2: Instead of filthy, plague carrying rodents, picture them as filthy, plague carrying vermin wearing burberry caps and lots of fake gold.
Step 3: Realise that "Rats", is a prophetic work.
Step 2: Instead of filthy, plague carrying rodents, picture them as filthy, plague carrying vermin wearing burberry caps and lots of fake gold.
Step 3: Realise that "Rats", is a prophetic work.
There were reports of streets overrun with Charvers, spreading disease and destroying everything they touched.
by Skeletal Munchkin February 11, 2005
The all too familiar sight of male and female teens with an IQ of approximately One,that are now found on every street corner of every town in every city in the UK. Wearing normally blue n white striped jumpers, Burberry caps, daft tracksuit bottoms tucked into their socks and normally a fake pair of Rockports or tacky trainers.. The girls are equally as bad, zero dress sense and earings a dolphin could leap through. These Cretins normally smoke and drink their heads off every night, which is fine, cos with a bit of luck, they'll all die soon!!
by MickyC February 15, 2005
The example given in #31 should be enough proof as to the intellect of the typical chav. They can't spell, nor can they speak in a fashion that is understandable to anyone else but a charver. However, the male variety are proficient in getting stinkin' pissed every day of the week, and the female is likely to breed like rabbits before they reach the ripe old age of 16, and are typically on the public dole. They think they are tough, but they are instead ridiculous. The dregs of society. Monkeys that fling feces at a zoo are better mannered.
Charv: Lenz a tab, ay?
Human: What?
Charv: A fag, m8!
Human: I am not your mate, and I suspect you could afford your own cigarettes if you were intelligent enough to acquire even a part-time job. Sod off!
Charv: Fook off, cunt!
Human: What?
Charv: A fag, m8!
Human: I am not your mate, and I suspect you could afford your own cigarettes if you were intelligent enough to acquire even a part-time job. Sod off!
Charv: Fook off, cunt!
by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit July 08, 2005
in my opinion there are 2 main species in this world male and female, then theres charvers, the average chaver, insists on listening to sean-paul and techno music- the girls put there make-up on with an ice cream scoop, the boys put a tub of superdrug value on there hardle-non-existant hair- they walk like they have piles- they never have heard of contraception as they got kicked out of school when they were 8 and took a building corse , were they learn to cement bricks together, so by the time there 12 theyve produced a herd of offspring-when they have there children they dress them like a clone of there parents in fake burberry, burberry in general is tacky enough, and addidas trainers, with plated 'gold' earings that look more like bracelets with hiddeuos patterns fashioned around the edges-they hang around on street corners drinking shoving a fag down there babys mouth and shout at passers-by.
by samantha January 25, 2004
Serious illness from the north-east of england, symptoms include:
Burghaus and/or peter storm clothing
large ear-rings
large fringe
rockport shoes
smoking and/or drinking
come in large heards
harrasing
little or no common sense or intellagence
young motherhood
generly annoying
own accent and language
Burghaus and/or peter storm clothing
large ear-rings
large fringe
rockport shoes
smoking and/or drinking
come in large heards
harrasing
little or no common sense or intellagence
young motherhood
generly annoying
own accent and language
by david h May 26, 2004