someone who appears to be a catch, but is later discovered to have a touch of the 'tard. derived from the writings featured at the seventh charm website.
We met for coffee and he seemed really nice. Then he showed me his writing samples and i knew he was another seventh charmer.
by shocka October 13, 2004
Get the seventh charmer mug.The act of rocking back and fourth on the toilet in order to coax a painful stubborn poop out of your butt. You may also wrap a towel around your head and mime a flute in order to get the poop cobra to come out.
Man, after sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes I had to perform a Snake Charmer to get that poop out of there.
by wolfgangkurt March 15, 2011
Get the Snake Charmer mug.When a male masturbates he stares at his penis until climax. When climax occurs the "Charmer" has to death stare the penis and not flinch when "Spit" on by the "Snake". After release the erect penis becomes soft thus proving victory in favor of the "charmer" over the "snake"
Mom: JIMMY!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!
Jimmy: MOM GET OUT!!!!! I AM THE SNAKE CHARMER!!!!!
MOM: OH MY GOD JIMMY!!!!! THAT IS HOW YOU GO BLIND FROM MASTURBATING!!!!
Jimmy: MOM GET OUT!!!!! I AM THE SNAKE CHARMER!!!!!
MOM: OH MY GOD JIMMY!!!!! THAT IS HOW YOU GO BLIND FROM MASTURBATING!!!!
by Ason J Nderson A May 14, 2010
Get the The Snake Charmer mug.Man I met this hot ass chick last night at the club, I took her home and found out she was a trouser snake charmer so I had to shank him in the kidney.
by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008
Get the Trouser Snake Charmer mug.The act of placing a fitted tube around your own penis for ones pleasure and watching the sperm travel up into your mouth while holding the tube like a flute and performing swaying motions like your taming your King Cobra.
Kumar: Did you hear what Harddick did last night?
Dilip: No, what on earth did he do this time?
Kumar: he extracted the venom out of his king cobra!
Dilip: Ew he performed the Indian Snake Charmer, what the fuck thats fucking gundu!
Kumar: yeah I know what a benchod.
Dilip: No, what on earth did he do this time?
Kumar: he extracted the venom out of his king cobra!
Dilip: Ew he performed the Indian Snake Charmer, what the fuck thats fucking gundu!
Kumar: yeah I know what a benchod.
by Cumonmykeyboard4life March 29, 2010
Get the Indian Snake Charmer mug.An activity under BDSM in which a woman restrains a man by tying or handcuffing him to a bed, then proceeding to implant a string of iron filings in his urethra. The man's penis can then be controlled by the woman using a magnet, which she can exploit to do tricks with his penis, or simply make it more erect.
John: Hey man I heard you're still struggling with Erectile Dysfunction, are things going better now?
Phil: Oh yeah I've still got a limp cock but it's fine, my girlfriend gave me an amazing Siamese Snake Charmer last night
Phil: Oh yeah I've still got a limp cock but it's fine, my girlfriend gave me an amazing Siamese Snake Charmer last night
by IanPaiceFan69 March 11, 2022
Get the Siamese Snake Charmer mug.guy1 "dude it was awesome she turned up the radio and madeout with my floppy dick until it got hard as rock and cummed in her face"
guy2 "cool man"
guy1 "She was a real Snake charmer."
A Snake charmer is cool.
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guy2 "cool man"
guy1 "She was a real Snake charmer."
A Snake charmer is cool.
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by DPdaix November 6, 2006
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