charlie sheen 

1) not bi-polar but bi-winning

2) a total fucking rock-star from mars

3) bangs seven gram rock because that's how he rolls

"You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like 'dude can't handle it! unplug this bastard' yeah because it fires in a way that's um i dunno maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm" -Charlie Sheen

charlie sheen by soulless-archangel April 3, 2011

Charlie Sheen 

A drug so powerful, if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

I am on a drug called Charlie Sheen. I made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, and Richards just look like droopy-eyed armless children.

Charlie Sheen by A Guy Named Rhino March 15, 2011

Charlie Sheen 

Bagging a girl while intoxicated and paying for it and trying to bag her girlfriend or group of girlfriends at the same time and rate.

Sheila was really hot. After a round of sex, I tried to Charlie Sheen her girlfriends but they wouldn't take the "spare change" I had.

Charlie Sheen by Dennis Dragon August 17, 2006

Charlie Sheen 

-verb
1. To constantly say you're winning, during conversation, for no apparent reason.
2. To go on an epic coke rampage and bang a bunch of sluts/hookers.

-noun
3. A human being whose veins course with Tiger Blood.
4. An entertaining but, absurd distraction in a world full of crazy shit (ie. The 2010 middle east revolutions).
5. An actor who starred in "2 and a half men", a ridiculously lame ass tv sitcom that was popularized by dinosaurs who still relied on cable television as their main source of entertainment in the internet age.

1. Boring Professor: ...so you see humans and chimpanzees are genetic cousins as they share..
Student: WINNING
Boring Professor: dna- excuse me?
Student: that's right, excuse you for being boring. Winning!

2. See definition.

3. "Dude, you just played 4 hours of roshambo with a seesaw! Who the fuck are you? Charlie Sheen?"

4. "I'm getting the worst case of herpies on my vagina but you were totally my Charlie Sheen tonight and took my mind off of it with all your idiotic antics!"

5. My grandma loves Charlie Sheen. She watches his show every night as she soaks her dentures in water.

Charlie Sheen by hoopladoopla2 March 19, 2011

Charlie Sheen 

1) A total bitchin' rock star from Mars with tiger blood, Adonis DNA, and a 10000-year-old brain. All he does is win.

2) A drug which, if taken, will cause your face to melt off and your children to weep over your exploded body.

Charlie Sheen banged a 7-gram rock and 2 porn stars at the same time. He later quit cocaine and is now high on a drug called Charlie Sheen.

Charlie Sheen by Each Hit March 18, 2011

Charlie Sheen 

Crack-cocaine

"I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen." - Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen by TwoAndAHalfMenFan March 16, 2011

Charlie Sheen 

Noun: The reflective, glistening coat of lube or bodily fluid left on genitals after sex.

1. After making love, he proudly walked through the apartment naked, showing off his charlie sheen.

2. Already late for work, she jumped in the shower, washed away the charlie sheen, and got dressed.

Charlie Sheen by 2andahalf4life April 29, 2010