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charlie sheen

charlie sheen

charlie sheen is a character played by charlie harper

in charlie harper's "my dick and me" tv series he plays an old masturbation addicted pianist that lives in his brother's house and tries to avoid masturbation by unpayed prostitution, he is married to berta the housemaid and has alcohol addiction, he is often blackmailed by his 20 yrs younger mother for oral intercourse. the whole series is about his queen feministic experiences with females and his narcism that was caused by sheen's exwife rose lynskey prostata experiments on him
charlie harper gets 1 000 000 per episode on MY DICK AND ME playing charlie sheen
charlie sheen signed his contract for another 3 seasons of MY DICK AND ME on 18th of may 2010 after rumors that supposed that charlie have ended the career
by i own someth May 22, 2010
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charlie sheen

a manwhore who is always drunk or high and has no respect for women
hes just like charlie sheen, a whore
by Clair H. June 11, 2015
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charlie sheen

Doing acid and cocaine. You aren't tripping, you aren't wasted, you're WINNING.
-hey man, i pulled a charlie sheen tonight, that's why i tried to kill your cat earlier.

-yeah, you looked like you were winning pretty hard.
by indieskirt October 3, 2011
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Charlie Sheened

To get crazily drunk or high (or both) to potentially dangerous levels whilst "winning". Usually occurs at parties and in the presence of one or more hookers.

Getting repeatedly Charlie Sheened can result in side effects, such as:

- Winning over here
- Tiger's blood
- Becoming a fricking rock star from Mars
- Winning over there
- Death (only affects fools and amateurs)
Why is there a hooker in the wardrobe?

You obviously got Charlie Sheened last night then.

WINNING!
by CharlieHarper April 22, 2011
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Charlie Sheening

The ability to drink and do drugs while looking like a winner.

Taking the stigma out of using methamphetamine and crack.

Getting respect while being publicly intoxicated.

Putting the fun back into disfunction.
"How was the party last night? Did you have a good time?"
"I had a great time...I was fully Charlie Sheening it!"
by notoriousP November 19, 2013
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Charlie Sheen

A drug that can only be consumed by Charlie Sheen himself. It is unavailable because of the damage it will do to you. It has face melting power and can cause death.
"I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body" -Charlie Sheen
by sportsfan101990 March 15, 2011
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Charlie Sheen

Legendary party animal. Gets the best drugs, booze, and porn whores money can buy. The hardest fucking partyer since Rick James, may he rest in peace (See, that shit'll catch up with you!)

Oh, also star of one of the highest rated tv shows, Two and a Half Men, and he made some halfway decent movies in the 80's.
Dude, I got my 8 ball and I'm meeting up with Buffy and Cindy tonight. I'm ready to get my Charlie Sheen on!
by Cagedape February 25, 2011
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