Excepté une fois au châlet

Expression popularisée par le vidéaste Antoine Daniel pour justifier ironiquement une faute d'une manière fort peu crédible. Elle provient de la vidéo d'un québecquois nonagénaire clamant qu'il n'a jamais violé ses filles, excepté une fois au châlet.
youtu.be/zJDoCPYybYY?t=9m5s

Je te jure que n'ai jamais éjaculé entre les orteils de ta soeur ! Bon... excepté une fois au châlet.

by pussieseverywhere May 6, 2016

Charlette

The one person you can trust for a lifetime.
And love for ever.

Man I need a friend I need to find a Charlette.

by Jame Aaay March 28, 2009

chapetz

A term used by Chicano urban/ Hispanos, meaning “BITCH ASS PUNK!”

Fuck that CHAPETZ! Every time he uses my unit, he leaves the gas tank empty.

by La_burrr19 May 10, 2018

Charlette

Prettiest of the group, always loyal and knows how to keep a secret. Often heard talking about sex. If you've found a Charlette you're a lucky man.

Wow man she's got to be a Charlette

by penislover981 September 20, 2016

chalet

Noun. Atlanta slange for a glass pipe, especially one for use in smoking crystal meth. Also called an "oil burner."

"I don't mind if you use my chalet, but please don't smoke the stem!"

by KXATL March 18, 2009

charletta

SOMEONE YOU WONT REGRET MEETING. CHARLETTA WILL NEVER GIVE UP ON YOU IF YOU DONT DO HER WRONG. CHARLETTA'S a keeper

I don't know what I would do without charletta

by Aysadaj January 8, 2017

craplets

Applications that a computer manufacturer adds to their system on top of Microsoft's Operating System. Not only annoying, redundant and generally useless, they also contribute to Windows' fragile instability.

First seen on Slashdot on 1/12/07

I just powered up my brand new Dell laptop, and after 10 minutes of loading all of their little craplets, the battery caught on fire, and then Windows crashed.

by caspian hiro January 13, 2007