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Chairsexual

The state of only being sexually attracted to chairs. Often confused with asexuality, a chairsexual person is often recognized by an almost sigh-like sound coming from the mouth when one sits. Another sign of a chairsexual is having a specific seat in which the person always sits and becomes upset when another person sits in their 'spot'.
Frank: Brad, we could've sworn you were asexual!
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...

Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.
by Bosami November 19, 2013
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chansexual

only attracted to the best leader BangChan of the kpop group named Stray kids.
random person: heyy i like you.. can you be my girlfriend??
you: oh sorry im chansexual
random person: you what?
you: i said im chansexual.
random person: why tf did i like you again..?
by weeknoow_ September 29, 2020
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Cansexual

This is a person who is sexually attacted to cans

There are two types;
Homocan- is a gay man/woman who loves the same gender of cans.
Hetrocan-straight people who love the oposite sex of can
Oi blud u see that guy overthere he is a cansexual
by IloveCANs September 30, 2018
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Charasexual

When you are more attracted to fictional characters than you are with human beings.
Person 1: Have you met that girl over there?
Person 2: No, I don't wanna. She's really weird, I think she's seriously charasexual.

Person 2: No, she's really weird, she's charasexual.
by Alice_Crevan March 11, 2015
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Chadysexual

is a state of extreme homosexuality and a great deal of denial about it. This confusing state is very common in Middle Eastern countries, especially Lebanon, where Chaddy's are expected to wear high cut off jeans and possibly a onesie underneath it.
Why is Chad acting so strange and always looking at Brad Pitt's crotch???

-- Don't worry about that bro, he's a Chadysexual and cannot help it.
by Hired and Fired By The Dutch September 12, 2011
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Canisexual Syndrome

When one has sexual desires for dogs, particularly for their own dog.
1. Rick was humping his dog, he must have Canisexual Syndrome.

2. The doctor diagnosed Jeff with Canisexual Syndrome.
by NH92 December 31, 2009
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Charsexual

The unresistable feeling of attraction towards Charliq. Charsexuality is a very common thing. Regardless of sexual preference or gender, you feel attracted to Charliq.
Girl 1: It's wierd, i never met someone as amazing as Charliq..i can't explain how i feel about her..

Girl 2: I know...do you have feelings for her?

Girl 1:No, i'm straight.

Girl 2:I know you are, that doesnt matter though, but i know you are attracted to her...it's ok..everyone is a little Charsexual.
by QQQcharsexualQQQ April 8, 2009
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