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A subherb of Los Angeles known for their extensive korean population and huge library
A subherb of Los Angeles known for their extensive korean population and huge library
by ABI April 26, 2006
Get the cerritos mug.Cerritos College is a community college located in Norwalk, California. It was founded in 1955, and it has an attendence of about 23,000 students.
The long and short of it is that, all of the classes are on wait list, no exceptions. Everything in the bookstore is horribly expensive. The clubs are weird. The arcade games are too expensive, the only good one is Guilty Gear Isuka. Two of their classroom buildings are painted in weird colors, almost as if they were done on a dare. The Wi-Fi in the library is too slow.
Dudes with long hair are regarded as uber cool, and the same applies to dudettes with short hair.
Nobody really knows why, but everyone seems to roll with it, like the sheeple that they are.
And finally, they bring in free In-n-Out Burgers for everyone at the start of the semester. They're quite yummy actually.
The long and short of it is that, all of the classes are on wait list, no exceptions. Everything in the bookstore is horribly expensive. The clubs are weird. The arcade games are too expensive, the only good one is Guilty Gear Isuka. Two of their classroom buildings are painted in weird colors, almost as if they were done on a dare. The Wi-Fi in the library is too slow.
Dudes with long hair are regarded as uber cool, and the same applies to dudettes with short hair.
Nobody really knows why, but everyone seems to roll with it, like the sheeple that they are.
And finally, they bring in free In-n-Out Burgers for everyone at the start of the semester. They're quite yummy actually.
Dudette: "Hey, is it true that there aren't any cute people at Cerritos College?"
Dude: "Umm... no? Who told you that?"
Dudette: "Mmm... Noone." :D
Dude: "Oh hey, did you want to come with me to buy textbooks?"
Dudette: "I wanted to... but look at those lines, there's even a line to get in!"
Dude: "Oh don't worry, It just looks crowded. It shouldn't take more than an hour."
Dudette: "Oh alright then." :)
*TWO HOURS LATER*
Dude and Dudette: "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!"
Dude: "Umm... no? Who told you that?"
Dudette: "Mmm... Noone." :D
Dude: "Oh hey, did you want to come with me to buy textbooks?"
Dudette: "I wanted to... but look at those lines, there's even a line to get in!"
Dude: "Oh don't worry, It just looks crowded. It shouldn't take more than an hour."
Dudette: "Oh alright then." :)
*TWO HOURS LATER*
Dude and Dudette: "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!"
by dude with short hair :'( January 4, 2011
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Italian slang for a dangerous sex game in which the woman is the master and the man is the slave. The woman picks an object in the room and sticks it in the man's butt. Cérnita means selection in Italian language. In this case the selection is the one of the object picked by the woman. Be careful with Italian women saying "Ti faccio una cérnita", "I make you a selection".
Giovanna: "Ti faccio una cérnita stasera" - "I make you a cérnita tonight"
Marco: "No grazie, stasera preferisco andare al cinema con i miei amici" - "No thanks, tonight I'd rather go to the movies with my friends"
Pietro: "Ciao Marco, come stai?" - "Hi Marco, how are you doing?"
Marco: "Non molto bene. Ho difficoltà a camminare perchè Giovanna mi ha fatto una cérnita ieri sera" - "Not very well. I'm struggling to walk 'cause Giovanna made me a cérnita last night"
Marco: "No grazie, stasera preferisco andare al cinema con i miei amici" - "No thanks, tonight I'd rather go to the movies with my friends"
Pietro: "Ciao Marco, come stai?" - "Hi Marco, how are you doing?"
Marco: "Non molto bene. Ho difficoltà a camminare perchè Giovanna mi ha fatto una cérnita ieri sera" - "Not very well. I'm struggling to walk 'cause Giovanna made me a cérnita last night"
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