The notorious gang consisting of famous cereal
box characters including: the Trix Rabbit, Lucky the Leprechaun, Tony the Tiger, Toucan Sam, Count Chocula, Sonny,
Cap'
N Crunch, and the Honeycomb Crazy Craving.
Note: Although characters may derive from different cereal corporations they are all equally ghetto in their own way and therefore do not need to be excluded or removed from the cereal
box gang. Any other cereal
box characters not found to be members of the cereal
box gang have been thoroughly considered and do not qualify to be ghetto enough for the cereal
box gang. To further explore the cereal box gang members refer to www.lavasurfer.com/cereal-guide.html
News Reporter: It was reported that yesterday the notorious cereal
box gang robbed a local grocery store of all its
cereal. Apparently the leader of the gang, the Trix Rabbit, had roared, "If I don't get some Trix, I'm gonna get angry!" It was then said that a man who found Trix to have a
blank taste, called the Rabbit "fruity" and was then beaten by the Rabbit shortly after.