When Horse Shit just isn't enough...meet the new, accelerated version. Horse shit might be gross, but centaur shit takes the cake, devours the man, chews it up and shits it out thrice.
by JBOinPDX April 9, 2010
Get the Centaur Shit mug.a really good netflix show about some singing and dancing half animal half man things who do stuff like sing and dance and fight rotten elk corpses, highly reccomend it
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a: One of a race of monsters having the body and legs of a man and the head of a horse.
b: A person, typically female with a very elongated head or face resembling a horse. See horseface.
b: A person, typically female with a very elongated head or face resembling a horse. See horseface.
"Dang look at Annie's hot body."
"Well the body is okay, but she is a reverse centaur!"
"Look there's another one! Their numbers are increasing!"
"Well the body is okay, but she is a reverse centaur!"
"Look there's another one! Their numbers are increasing!"
by FRATLEIST March 1, 2012
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it is a half centaur half mermaid.
Goats horns, horse's skull, human body, horses hoves and fishes tail.
It is a mythological creature made up of a few different mythological creatures: Satyr, Centaur, Tikbalang and Mermaid.
History of Centaurmaid:
Lives under the sea but once a year comes out into the forest.
Centaurmaids are said to scare travelers and lead them astray.
The legend of the centaurmaid was told to children to scare them because it was said that the queen centaurmaid's children were killed by evil mermen so from then on she wanted revenge by devouring other children..if she couldn't have children-no one could.
The reality:
This creature is a made up sculpture of a mythological creature created by an art student.
it is a half centaur half mermaid.
Goats horns, horse's skull, human body, horses hoves and fishes tail.
It is a mythological creature made up of a few different mythological creatures: Satyr, Centaur, Tikbalang and Mermaid.
History of Centaurmaid:
Lives under the sea but once a year comes out into the forest.
Centaurmaids are said to scare travelers and lead them astray.
The legend of the centaurmaid was told to children to scare them because it was said that the queen centaurmaid's children were killed by evil mermen so from then on she wanted revenge by devouring other children..if she couldn't have children-no one could.
The reality:
This creature is a made up sculpture of a mythological creature created by an art student.
by WandaPanda June 29, 2011
Get the Centaurmaid mug.1) The situation of an absence of horse-bodied men from the old English city of Oxford.
2) An exclamation caused by a ridiculous long-term belief being realised to be impossible.
2) An exclamation caused by a ridiculous long-term belief being realised to be impossible.
1) "I haven't seen any of those horse-bodied men about this city of gleaming spires lately..."
"Well of course, there are no centaurs in Oxford!"
2) "What?! The Moon isn't made of cheese?"
"Isn't that obvious? There are no centaurs in Oxford!"
"Well of course, there are no centaurs in Oxford!"
2) "What?! The Moon isn't made of cheese?"
"Isn't that obvious? There are no centaurs in Oxford!"
by Thursday0901 July 29, 2012
Get the There are no centaurs in Oxford mug.Someone who has been historically and classically a cunt (C U Next Tuesday). The amount of bitchedgry that comes out of this person is comparable to the size of the tyrannosaurus rex. And thier attitude needs to be extinct like a T=rex as well.
Can also refer to a BDB (big dumb bitch) with thunder thighs.
Summary: A large cunt
Can also refer to a BDB (big dumb bitch) with thunder thighs.
Summary: A large cunt
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