Cattin

To flake or fake on something or someone

I thought you was comin to the house the otha day, why you be cattin...

by j motha fuckin 9 March 19, 2009

catthink

A state of mind characterized by a deep state of calm and pervasive detachment.

For sometime now I’ve been learning about Buddhism from my cat, Fluffmonster, whose catthink serves as a desirable model.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021

keyboard catting

When you play Grand Theft Auto 5 on PC and use keyboard and mouse

My controller broke so I'm keyboard catting

by Lolsack04 July 17, 2017

black-catting

To always try to trump someone else in a conversation.

An example of black-catting is "I have a black cat."
"Yeah, well my black cat is blacker than yours."

by Shackleford Hurtmore November 4, 2012

Fatto Catto

When a cat gets so chunky wunkey he becomes another breed a more epic bigger cuddler. For comparison a chonky bois tummy goes to his knee the fatto cattos tummy sits at his feet.

“ look at this picture of my cat!”
“My god! Now that’s a Fatto Catto”

by Bored Bitch May 11, 2019

hump-catting

While sometimes regarded as a "Side-Effect" of drinking PowerThirst, it is, in actuality, a Crystal Meth induced ability to Emit, or Blast Out prismatic Cheetahs/Leopards (depending on the user, and extent of use) from the Chest or Groin regions.

The Many-Colored Felines travel with such force that even Andre the Giant would have no Hope of withstanding the Impact.

"Alright bitch, empty the register, or I will hump-cat your brown ass!"

"Dude, I'm so fucking methed-out, I think I'm gonna start hump-catting!"

"And then, out of nowhere... Boosh! He fuckin' hump-catted me and stole my wallet!"

by Malachi Tate June 19, 2008

Cattail

A wetland plant that looks like a wiener. The cattail comes from the genus typha. A cattail has a brown, fuzzy flower and erect green leaves.

My cousin picked a cattail from the pond and told me that it was a hairy hotdog

by Diamond.gal33 December 28, 2018