Cat Noir

cat noir is from a TV show called: “miraculous: tales of cat noir & ladybug” and is most definitely the sassiest, hottest, cutest, sexiest AND smartest superhero in the whole world.

- hey did you see miraculous last night?
- yes omg cat noir is such a hotty *lipbite*
- i know right like i would let him beat me up to death and i’d still thank him

by eurydice</3 April 1, 2021

cat noir

Legit the hottest fictional dude to live (along luka couffaine)

Isn't cat noir so hot?

by PlaggIsLiterallySoIconic May 24, 2021

cat noir

cat noir is daddy

Samantha: " I gave cat noir brain last night "

by KKBUTTERFLYXX April 23, 2022

Cat Noir

Mah husband so back of betches

CAT NOIR IS SO F{quack}ing hawk

by kill-liela-here June 23, 2021

Cat Noir

A very ugly pushy mf that won't stop wining to ladybug and can't take no for an answer

Cat Noir: Hey ladybug do you wanna go on a date with me?
Ladybug: no ew wtf
Cat Noir: Pleaseeee ladybug

by Zoelavernescoochie June 20, 2021

Cat Noir

THE HOTTEST CAT IN THE WHOLE WORLD HE IS SO FINE I WANNA MARRY HIM

Car Car Bird: OMG EVERYONE IM DATING CAT NOIR
Me: BITCH IMA SLAP YOU HES MINE
Car Car Bird: AHHHH FINE U CAN HAVE HIM
Me: YASSSSS

by ✨Byerssss✨ June 5, 2022

catnoir

A person who loves an a masked person that they have worked with for a long time and are still trying to get them to like them.

My friend is such a catnoir 🤫🐱🥲 .

by MIRACULOUS _ LADYBUG _ LOVER May 20, 2021