Your car’s extended warranty 

The thing that you should have received something in the mail about.

Scammer: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty...”
Me: “FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!”

Your car’s extended warranty by gymscooter January 7, 2021

10 second cars 

A car that can drive a quarter mile in as fast as 10.999-10.000 seconds

A car that can drive a quarter miles in less than 10.000 seconds is considered a 9 second car, or an 8 second car, and so on depending on how fast the car drives in the quarter mile.

10 second cars are total weaksauce, they are just all the rage on the internet.

10 second cars by PQLR P PL December 3, 2018

Shrapnel Cars 

A term used to describe the erratic driving behavior of old women and minorities after they have been passed very closely on the highway by a motorcycle moving somewhere between 120-190mph. This erratic driving puts the following motorcyclists in the group at risk because the drivers of the cars then slam on their branks, veer into different lanes, and sometimes even faint at the wheel. It has proven to be fatal in some cases.

Matts an ass hole he keeps splitting the lanes at 150 leaving me to dodge 15 shrapnel cars in his wake.

Did you hear that John died the other week?
Yea Matt left shrapnel cars all over I-95 for him. He dodged two old ladys but the haitian got him in the end

Shrapnel Cars by shrapnel cars April 28, 2010

swapping cars 

When two men are balls deep in each others mouths swapping their cars. Quite literally my dick was a car and I was shoving (swapping) in and out of his mouth.

“Omg Ollie and Dereck were totally swapping cars after the concert.”
“Yeah dude, that was crazy”

swapping cars by Swappingcars May 17, 2023

speed bump and cars 

a asian girl rolling uncontrollably over a white boy (who has an awaken dragon, i.e. penis) while giggling japanese school girl status

asian girl: i'm bored, wanna play a game?

white boy: chyeah! how about a nice round of speed bump and cars?

speed bump and cars by xmeleex July 29, 2006

Car's Extended Warranty 

Some stupid line used by scammers and that Indian guy on the phone

We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty. You should've received a notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligibility. Since we've not gotten response, we're giving you a final courtesy call before we close out your file. Press 2 to be removed and placed on our do-not-call list. To speak to someone about possibly extending or reinstating your vehicle's warranty, press 1 to speak with a warranty specialist.

Car's Extended Warranty by ambatu kam October 13, 2022

Snowballing cars 

Fucktards throwing snow at cars

Want to go snowballing cars?

Snowballing cars by Brandon Cravitt April 1, 2007