Capybara

ok i pull up, hop out at the after party, you and all your friends, yeah they love to get naughty, sippin’ on that henn, i know you love that Bacardi, 1942, I take you back in that ‘rari’ ok I pull up

oh god the capybara boutta pull up everyone act natural

by negankitten68372839736739 September 1, 2021

Capybara

Someone who is chill with everyone. Seriously, capybaras hang with freaking crocodiles, they are the chillest animals on the planet.

"Tom's such a Capybara, it seems like hes friends with everyone."

by goodluckwiththat April 12, 2017

Capybara

World's biggest living rodent and close relative of the guinea pig. A freakin' HUGE brown rodent found in the marshes of South America; looks like a cross between a brown guinea pig and a cow (with duck feet). The rodentine answer to the hippo--cattle egrets have even been seen perched on their backs. Favorite food of the anaconda.

The capybara herd roamed the Peruvian floodplains, wading through mud and grunting like buffalo.

by Anon November 13, 2004

Capybara

A giant South American rodent with an uncanny resemblance to Jay Z.

Yo, ain't that Jay Z? Nah man, it's a just a Capybara.

by BBOT5000 July 16, 2015

Capybara

A god amongst creation

woah that Capybara is blowing up ohio! Good job capybara!

by farteater1413435135315 August 29, 2022

Capybara

friend shaped

"holy cow it's a capybara"

by campanula rotundifolia April 30, 2022

Capybara

A tailless, largely aquatic, South American rodent, often exceeding 4ft. In length.

Vice Principal: Don’t look now Pedro but I think that tailless, largely aquatic, South American rodent swimming next to you may be a Capybara

Child at the 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee: Wow! That didn’t help at all!

by Margaret-Anne May 5, 2021